Corrupt a wish thread!

[COLOR="RoyalBlue"]Granted, but as an amoeba.

I wish I was zapped by lightning.[/COLOR]

Granted, but the experience is too shocking for your mind, and you go into a coma.

I wish I could make a Sader-Coma pun.

Granted, but the pun sucks and everyone thinks you're lame.

I wish this power plug down here actually worked and all the tables with working power plugs weren't taken.

Granted, but the power goes crazy and deletes all the files from your comp.

I wish Wani hadnt beat me to the post...

Granted, but I did.

I wish that my head doesn't hurt.

Granted, but that's because you are now dead.

I wish I had a potato pet.

Granted, but the potato is rotten! D=

I wish I had 25k nx now please.

Granted, but the potato is rotten! D=

I wish I had 25k nx now please.

Granted. You get banned for NX Fraud.


I wish I could get to sleep when I actually want to.

Granted. But you walk in your sleep, right out the 72nd floor window of a high rise.

I wish that basil market users started making sense.

Granted, but they make much more cents than you and become rich so you regret your wish.

I wish my brother went to camp for the week.

Granted, but you go with him.

I wish I could go... ♪ sooooomewheeeere ooooover the raaaaainbooooow... ♪

Granted, but ♪ biiiiiiiiirds flyyyyyyy ooooover the raaaaainbooooow ♪ and poo on you.

I wish I knew why I know that song.

Granted. You now know how you know the song. But what you don't know is why you know how you know the song.

I wish that sentence was less confusing.

Granted, but then I wouldn't know what you're saying (I know understand the above statement o.o).

I wish I knew what I wish I knew.

Granted, but OGM PARAD0X

I wish I had what I wish I had.

darn beat me to the post...

Granted, but what you wish you had eats you.

I wish my grandma never bought puppies.

Granted, but she bought kitties.

I wish for a wish for a fish.

Granted, but the fish has no water D:

I wish I didn't wish.

Granted, but you get run over by a truck.

I wish I'm better at price checking.

Granted. Your P/C skill level increases by two levels. Now it's level 3, out of 1000!

I wish for more bold.