Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed.

Whowhatwherewhenwhyhow? Just get over here, you.

Oh my, the christians might be right o.o;

lolreligion. And Kiyo, your manly pixels are what made me go both ways.

...ohwait. FFFFFFF--

that guy has so many issues its almost not funny.

ALMOST

[color="#cc8899"]I am scrawny, have a guaranteed job for the next 5 years making more money than a lot of middle aged people without the bills, LOVE women, and consider suicide to be a cop-out MOST of the time. Even if I thought about it, I wouldn't do it. So...apparently I'm an athlete. Go figure.

L > Petition to rename gamers "Technological Athletes"[/COLOR]

[color="#cc8899"]I am scrawny, have a guaranteed job for the next 5 years making more money than a lot of middle aged people without the bills, LOVE women, and consider suicide to be a cop-out MOST of the time. Even if I thought about it, I wouldn't do it. So...apparently I'm an athlete. Go figure.

L > Petition to rename gamers "Technological Athletes"[/COLOR]

I'm sure Al would love to f'uck you in the butt

I'm sure Al would love to f'uck you in the butt

i luv al <3

I'm sure Al would love to f'uck you in the butt

They don't call him Big Al for nothing.

They don't call him Big Al for nothing.

[color="#cc8899"]Ever hear of the word "sarcasm?"

(I'm sorry Al, he just set me up so perfectly)[/COLOR]

Look at what you turned this thread into, Chris. ;(

Look at what you turned this thread into, Chris. ;(

I've done nothing

I just read the article and saw this:

...while SpongeBob sexually pokemons Barney.

What is this I dont even

This, and greg's post made me fall off the chair laughing hysterically.

Crap like this makes me sad to be a christian.

Pfft, That guy thinks video games are satanic???

 NOW THIS IS SATANIC

 you SURE you want to see this??

 Really?

[SPOILER=I'm warning you, Mister!!!]

 okay, your funeral...

1. No laptops! Kids can sneak these into their bedrooms for late-night play. Instead, get a heavy desktop computer and set it up with the screen facing outward in your family room. That way you can monitor you child’s computer use (homework!) at all times without interrupting your television viewing.

2. When you’re not at home, unplug the power cord to your computer and hide the mouse. You can always put it in one of your sock drawers. This is a great way to make sure no video games are played when you’re not around.

3. Be honest with your boys and tell them they’ll grow up as failures if they don’t excel at sports. Make them go outdoors! Lock them out if necessary. On birthdays and Christmas, buy them sports gifts. Every kid enjoys a new baseball mitt or a football! (I’d avoid skateboards, however, there is too much drug use and anti-social behavior connected with it.) And when they’re 16, it’s time to consider the appropriate “muscle car” for your boy.

4. Have a private talk with your child’s friends (maybe when you “accidentally” lock your own kid outside) and ask them some of my video game slang trick questions: “What level paladin are you these days, buddy?” “Gosh, this town is nothing like Vice City, isn’t it?” or “Did you lose your Wee? I found one in the station wagon.” If they answer with any knowledge whatsoever of these terms, you have a secret gamer on your hands. Beware!

5. Be concerned about the physical shape of our young people. You don’t even need to be a parent to do this. Watch them run and throw and jump. Encourage them to lift weights. With a handsome firm body, you don’t need an afternoon of sweaty wrestling with a soccer ball as an excuse to celebrate the beauty that our Creator endowed us with. Remind them that jocks can tan themselves shirtless anytime! There is just something so wonderfully wholesome about America’s strong and cocky high school jocks. The pale and pimply loners in black t-shirts too afraid to shower in the locker rooms will never be able to compete with that!

I am very disappoint, Christians.

>Mario Brothers
>teaching kids to hate people

NIGGA PLZ.

Agreed, though I did develop a passion for throwing explosives at rodents.

Satire website.

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i am glad to have contributed to maspan's new nickname

is there anything more american than our high school athletic culture? From small town rivalries to little league championships, from cheerleaders and their pom poms to young firm men filling out new crisp football uniforms, a pair of bulging muscles below soccer shorts, the pep rallies, the bleachers packed with parents and victory pizza parties, in every way teenage jock culture is the epitome of wholesomeness.

RED FLAG OF HYPOCRlSY