Maplers are obese, gay, suicidal, and unemployed.

http://christwire.org/2009/09/is-video-g...k-culture/

According to the Christian right, that is.

When video gaming first became popular, experts warned of the likelihood of increased amounts of obesity, apathy, suicide, school violence, Satanism, masturbation, homosexuality and unemployment. Despite the fact that these predictions have come true, not much effort has been made to stop the production and distribution of video games. Grand Theft Auto, World of Warcraft, the Sims, Halo, Guitar Hero and Mario Brothers, just to name a few, have made unscrupulous corporations rich and taught a generation of our children to hate society and their parents.

>Mario Brothers
>teaching kids to hate people

NIGGA PLZ.

http://christwire.org/2009/09/is-video-g...k-culture/

According to the Christian right, that is.

When video gaming first became popular, experts warned of the likelihood of increased amounts of obesity, apathy, suicide, school violence, Satanism, masturbation, homosexuality and unemployment. Despite the fact that these predictions have come true, not much effort has been made to stop the production and distribution of video games. Grand Theft Auto, World of Warcraft, the Sims, Halo, Guitar Hero and Mario Brothers, just to name a few, have made unscrupulous corporations rich and taught a generation of our children to hate society and their parents.

This crap makes me lol.
Who are they trying to fool here?

This crap makes me lol.
Who are they trying to fool here?

The Christian far right thinks that unless you think about Jesus 80% of your day and spend the other 20% shoving Jesus in other people's faces, you will go to hell. Playing video games means you're not being a pious, industrious little ant.

Don't worry though, the militant atheists are even worse. And that's the true reason why the Christian right hates video games -- they are made by ATHEISTS. *gasps*

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I do agree that violent video games as popular as Grand Theft Auto can do that... but Mario ??

No, they're right.

While playing Super Mario Bros. I start to masturbate to Peach and Daisy pictures, all the while playing World of Warcraft on my 3 computers that also let me plot my upcoming terror attack on the US (of which I plan to go around and jump on people's heads and buildings to crush them under my feet like Mario), and all during me playing Guitar Hero with my big erection.

Oh yeah, and I'm building a Spartan Laser from all these parts I stole around town (learned that from GTA).

I do agree that violent video games as popular as Grand Theft Auto can do that... but Mario ??

DERP A DERP MARIO ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO BE FAT PLUMBERS DERP.

I do agree that violent video games as popular as Grand Theft Auto can do that... but Mario ??

Don't you get it, Mario is a gateway game to games like GTA, just like marijuana is a gateway drug to cocaine and heroin. If you play Mario, you will become an immoral bad person, and it's only a matter of time till you rob a liquor store and kill the clerk... because of Mario.

So Mario Kart is to blame for my increased urge to masturbate. I need to take notes.

Don't you get it, Mario is a gateway game to games like GTA, just like marijuana is a gateway drug to cocaine and heroin. If you play Mario, you will become an immoral bad person, and it's only a matter of time till you rob a liquor store and kill the clerk... because of Mario.

I would have taken the article a little serious if they hadn't mentioned Mario in it

http://christwire.org/2009/09/is-video-g...k-culture/

According to the Christian right, that is.

When video gaming first became popular, experts warned of the likelihood of increased amounts of obesity, apathy, suicide, school violence, Satanism, masturbation, homosexuality and unemployment. Despite the fact that these predictions have come true, not much effort has been made to stop the production and distribution of video games. Grand Theft Auto, World of Warcraft, the Sims, Halo, Guitar Hero and Mario Brothers, just to name a few, have made unscrupulous corporations rich and taught a generation of our children to hate society and their parents.

I approve of this statment! You all are sadistic creeps. Please youtube "Trading spouses God warrior". She is my representation of how you should act! In the name of the lord!

So Mario Kart is to blame for my increased urge to masturbate. I need to take notes.

No. Mario Kart leads to legitimate unbridled rage. Believe me, I know this.

So Mario Kart is to blame for my increased urge to masturbate. I need to take notes.

Dude, you don't understand, you WILL GO TO HELL for masturbating, if these games are causing that, they must be the TOOL of the DEVIL!

Doesn't Excellent have all the qualities the article writes about?

I approve of this statment! You all are sadistic creeps. Please youtube "Trading spouses God warrior". She is my representation of how you should act! In the name of the lord!

That peach is crazy. I remember seeing her for the first time on the show. Perhaps, what's even more frightening, is the fact that some bloke had children with her...

That peach is crazy. I remember seeing her for the first time on the show. Perhaps, what's even more frightening, is the fact that some bloke had children with her...

If men out there are desperate enough to have secks with a 430lb Popeyes eater, they will be desperate enough to have secks with this one too.

That peach is crazy. I remember seeing her for the first time on the show. Perhaps, what's even more frightening, is the fact that some bloke had children with her...

Want to hear something scarier? She had a lypo surgery, lost 100 lbs and got switched again for a second time with a black family. Didn't end so well. I think they were athiests too

If men out there are desperate enough to have secks with a 430lb Popeyes eater, they will be desperate enough to have secks with this one too.

That's not desperation, that's just a fat fetish.

That's not desperation, that's just a fat fetish.

Depends on the guy in question.

Brb, going to go masturbate to gay satinic porn where Satin is beating up people in a school, and then go jump off a bridge.

Did anyone actually read the article though? Sounds like a bunch of satirical humor to me.