Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but then your computer explodes from overheating.

I wish that my food was done.

granted but your food in rotten

I wish for food >:

Granted, but your allergic to it and die.

I wish for a thuish girlfriend. (This is already corrupted.)

Granted. But she has herpes?
I Wish for Pokemon Soul Silver in English on my DS.

Granted, but you now have the golden touch and it becomes Pokemon Soul Gold.

I wish for a THUGISH girlfirend dam it.

Granted but she has aids

I wish for pokemon to kill me

Granted, you ever poked by a man to death.

i wish z0mgc00k13 wouldstop corrupting my wishes.

Gran...nvm

I wish kingdj333 would continue corrputing my wishes

Granted, but he stop mid-sent....

I wish for a big black cock. (no homo)

hf


I wish that the rooster would die

hf


I wish that the rooster would die

Granted



too digusted to corrupt.

I wish the earth is clean.

Granted. It's full of clean murders.

I wish Taco Bell combined with Wendy's and McDonalds to form : McWendy Bell!

Granted, the food is pomegranate

I wish pineapple was a swear word

Granted, but you die of the sheer awesomeness.

I wish nobody would corrupt my wish.

Granted, but you made a wish that than became corrupt on it's on.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

Granted but it shall remain a secret....

I wish for zombie cats

Granted. They live in the church, though, and the priest kills them with holy water.


I wish for Category 5 FURYCANE TO HIT UNITED STATES>

Granted good luck with that =]

I wish for ndy's cane to fail

Granted, but it got redirected to your head.

I wish for cheese.

Granted, but it's melted cheese.

I wish for pineapple juice.

Granted, but it's melted cheese.

I wish for pineapple juice.

Granted but it is poisoned

I wish for poison in my blood system