F*ck My Life
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#2
If you're asking for more f*cking in your life, I shall grant that wish. Heart
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#3
Remember to drink your booze kids.
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SlayerZach Wrote:If you're asking for more f*cking in your life, I shall grant that wish. Heart

I bet you would grant it. Cool
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#5
Story of my life.
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#6
So...fat men change to beautiful women after drinking?
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#7
More like "if you go to a bar, get ready to wake up to AIDS and/or a child support payment plan."
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Quantact Wrote:More like "if you go to a bar, get ready to wake up to AIDS and/or a child support payment plan."

The latter will never happen to me <3
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Myles Wrote:The latter will never happen to me <3

Shootin' blanks, huh?
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I noticed that men can do the missionary position Goggleemoticon
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Dyxanije Wrote:Shootin' blanks, huh?

I think where he's shooting them is the obstacle.
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xBTAx Wrote:I think where he's shooting them is the obstacle.

Yeah, humans can't get sheep pregnantCool
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Stereo Wrote:Yeah, humans can't get sheep pregnantCool

What about a monkey. :f6:
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kingdj333 Wrote:What about a monkey. :f6:

I dunno. Is the monkey female?
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#15
Hooray to Katie for trying to save the funhouse.
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#16
this has happend to me before, not the having sex and be the father of my baby thing but hitting on a rather unatractive female while i was intoxicated thats why i pre screen Smile
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Stereo Wrote:Yeah, humans can't get sheep pregnantCool

I'm not Welsh.
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xBTAx Wrote:I dunno. Is the monkey female?

You can't get a guy pregnet so oviosuly. lolspelling.

I'd bake her butt. Goggleemoticon *insider*
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