"Hey, -insert name here-!"

Subject: Hey, Kevin! What's short, round, and tastes like a mustache?

Content:

 Content

I was a little weary at the subject of the email...But then I clicked on it seeing it was from Nintendo. I laughed. Hard.

But... Luigi isn't short.

But... Luigi isn't short or fat.

Fixed

Princess Peach?

Is that you?

But... Luigi isn't short.

Hez my homboy you know, me an maroi and luigi are tight lik dis.

[20:30] <+BTA> lol nintendo
[20:30] <+BTA> the e-mail for
[20:30] <+BTA> the new Mario RPG
[20:30] <+BTA> is titled
[20:30] <+BTA> "What's short, round, and tastes like a mustache"

> 1415 unread

jesus.

> 1415 unread

jesus.

But only two unread Spam!

> 1415 unread

jesus.

1415/3420 Unread

I don't delete emails. And if they're facebook ones I usually don't open them, and they just sit there. :3

A good policy untill one day you cant get anymore and finally when you do clear your inbox it takes forever.

[20:30] <+BTA> lol nintendo
[20:30] <+BTA> the e-mail for
[20:30] <+BTA> the new Mario RPG
[20:30] <+BTA> is titled
[20:30] <+BTA> "What's short, round, and tastes like a mustache"

It's not cool to quote yourself.

It's not cool to quote yourself.

It's not cool to quote yourself.

It's not cool to quote yourself.

It's not cool to quote yourself.

It's not cool to quote yourself.

Yes it is.

Yes it is.

See, this is why Bacon>BTA.

Southperry approves. Southperry agrees.