Cheap, free entertainment

[color="#cc8899"]1. Walk into large crowd (preferably outdoors, but works in large indoor spaces)
2. Stare at sky/ceiling, unmoving (a schocked facial expression gives bonus points)
3. Continue quietly staring until other people notice you
4. Other people begin staring at the sky/ceiling, and, if you did this correctly, will begin talking about "it" (the non-existant object of your attention)
5. ???
6. Profit.[/COLOR]

been there, done that, the new thing is going into any place, like for example a restaurant. then, halfway through the meal, when the waiter asks if everything is ok, you stand up, and walk to the bathroom, then come back out and say "i just had to throw up that food, wheres my damn justice?!"

Waiting to see if anyone notices the "quirk" - priceless.

when your in an elvator turn around others should follow...

Misleading thread title, you say free cheap entertainment yet I don't see:
Greg
Mark
Throws