i love you funhouse.

youre everything that the basil forums are, but with flashier colors.

derp

I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING." And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer, and run like hell.

I will write on a huge cement block "BY ACCEPTING THIS BRICK THROUGH YOUR WINDOW, YOU ACCEPT IT AS IS AND AGREE TO MY DISCLAIMER OF ALL WARRANTIES, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, AS WELL AS DISCLAIMERS OF ALL LIABILITY, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL OR INCIDENTAL, THAT MAY ARISE FROM THE INSTALLATION OF THIS BRICK INTO YOUR BUILDING." And then hurl it through the window of a Sony officer, and run like hell.

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(person A)i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
(person B)Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible peach.

lolwut?

(person 1) So I there’s this virgin girl I know, she is Inconceivable
(person 2) no she's unbearable
(person 3) no you idiots, she's Impregnable

inb4closed

inb4closed

worth ever lulzipawp.

...what the hell guys?

lolwut?

i was there for that. =/

what is this i dont even

Trolled for ban, enjoy your report.

i was there for that. =/

what you where one of the people that made a post about being in the banner?

i was there for that. =/

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My Chelbird didn't fit lol. My Glaive still doesn't.[/COLOR]

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My Chelbird didn't fit lol. My Glaive still doesn't.[/COLOR]

That's what he said.

WhAT?!!?!?!?!?

what?!!?!?!?!?

YeAH!!!

(person A)i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
(person B)Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible peach.

I loled so hard I'm still crying.

An elderly gentleman goes to the doctor asking for a treatment for ED that isn't the common pill as he isn't willing to risk the side effect of blindness. The doctor proposes an experimental treatment where they 'enhance' his penis with a baby elephant trunk. The catch is he cannot be aroused for 30 days, or the surgery will fail.

The man quickly agrees and goes through the surgery. On the 30th day his wife had reserved a romantic dinner and at home awaited a romantic bedroom filled by candlelight. The waiter comes and lays out the standard, rolls and silverware asking what they like to drink. The wife asks for wine as the man asks for only water afraid alcohal will some how ruin the 30 day investment. As the clock passes 9pm it had been a full 30 and a half days. The wife with glitter in her eyes starts rubbing his inner thigh. The penis then unbuckled through the jeans and grabbed a roll and dove back into his jeans! The wife then went on how amazing it was and asked if he could do it again. The man replied: I don't know if I can shove another roll up my ass.