Top 5 words/phrases that you hate being said to you.

Really the only thing that I hate people to say to me is...

"You had to be there [to understand this]."

What's the pineappleing point of telling a story, just to sprinkle a "You had to be there [to understand this]" at the end?

[color="#cc8899"]It's a copout when people realize mid-way that their story isn't being received well.

In Maple
1. What cc are you on (I'm not on a change channel, I'm IN a channel).
2. Anything regarding me leeching someone at Bigfoot
3. Anything regarding selling or buying NX. I don't, I won't, bugger off.
4. CCplz/ I was here first (when clearly wasn't)/ My channel now, get out
5. Nice ___ (not listed anywhere as being for sale), I'll give you ___ for it.

Real life
1. Life's not fair
2. You'll understand when you're older/have kids/are married
3. When I was your age, I didn't have ___
4. I like you too much as a friend (I really should be more of a jerk to women if I want to date them, apparently)
5. Marine Corps is not part of the Navy (It is. Their emblem even says "Department of the Navy" on it).[/COLOR]

1. No.
2. i said NO.
3. stop please.
4. that wont fit there.
5. thats it, i am calling the cops.

1. fail
2. win
3. epic
4. epic fail
5. epic win

Real world:
1. Mommmmmmmmmmm!
2. You're addicted to MapleStory.

Maple:
3. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
4. [does] ne1 hv
5. will you train/leech me?

"That's not important" when you ask for an explanation of why or how.

1. Hi
2. How are you
3. anything bacon says
4. noob
5. was that it?

1) Uber
2) FAIL
3) EPIC FAIL If anyone says those IRL i actually do get wayy mad espiceally when girls say it

4) Chuck norris could do it better.
5) Leech me please

agreed.

agreed.

Agreed.

"Can I have a discount?" Goddamn cheap ass flips, I swear to God, just because my skin is brown DOES NOT MEAN I'M GIVING YOU A FREAKIN DISCOUNT ON A 99 CENT SHOT GLASS YOU CHEAP MOTHERF'UCKER, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE BUYING 12 OF THEM THEY'RE FREAKIN 99 CENTS.

Ooooh. I thought of another that people say all the time when I'm at work. No wait, 2 things!

Backstory: Here in Utah, it's required by law to wear Swim Diapers AND Plastic Pants under a persons swim suit if they are under the age of 3 OR 'any persons who do not have control of their bowels'. So, we have signs all over at the desk that say it's required by law to have both the diaper and the plastic pants.

People ALWAYS say to the person next to them, "Hey, I think you need to get one of these diapers. -hysterically laughs, then stares up at me to see I'm not laughing, then stops laughing-.

Another Backstory: We're supposed to give wristbands to children under 9 that say "I must be accompanied by a person 14 years of age or older in the water at all times."

When giving out wristbands, people usually say to the other person next to them "You act like you're less than 9, you should get a wristband!"

1.Wow, you are tall/Stop growing
2.So why do you care?
3.Why don't you watch this anime?
4.Talk louder, even when I am speaking quite loud enough
5.Is your real name Kurtis?

1. Tespia is useless
2. Tespia won't be opened again
3. You just want Tespia to be opened again to try out how being level 162 is
4. Stop talking about Tespia you nerd (I won't stop)
5. That's what he/she said. (quoted the other guy above)

LAWL IM TESPIAMAN

TESPIATESPIATESPIATESPIATESPIA

lawl
lol???
run pssy run
go cry to your mom
i f1ck ur mom
your mom

lawl
lol???
run pssy run
go cry to your mom
i f1ck ur mom
your mom

[COLOR="Green"]That's 6!

Mine are:
Paladins are the worst class in Maple.
can you give me mesos cause your 4th job?
give me items
xSagittaria: I cancelled the CWK tonight.
can you kill bf for me pls i need to lvl
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1. Help me lvl to [insert low lvl #] pl0x
2. What do you do to get that medal? *is wearing Quest Specialist*
3. Can I J>Dojo with you?? (I'm kinda using a crappy comp for awhile, so..)

I'll think of more later.

1.But I saw/read on Basil~
2.This is no time to fap
2.Congatulations to (enter bishops name here) on reaching level 200!
3.She got a donk
4.Twilight
5.Your gun phails (i know )

lol.

In Maple:
1. *afk merchanting like 99.5% of the ppl standing there merchanting* Hey you there? (Yes, of course I'm here. I have nothing better to do with my life than sit around waiting for people to buy my crap on Maple)
2. *again afk merchanting* Is your staff/gloves/shoes/otherrandomthingihaveEQUIPPED for sale? Whisp3r me! (*blinkblink* I have it equipped. I'm still using it. If it was for sale it'd be in my shop. )
3. [As Zach said] How do you get that medal? *has Quest Specialist medal equipped*
4. How much for medal? [Untradeable.] How much is hog? *has Silver Mane* [Not for sale. Untradeable.] Is there anything you can give me? [No. Go away. *closes trade, walks away*]
5. Mesars pl0x!!!

Irl:
1. Mom: Get off that dam computer.
2. Mom: You're addicted to that stupid game.
3. Is Lisa there? (No ppl, I just got this number. "Lisa" isn't at this number. )
4. *back when I was an undergrad and stated I was in Crop Sciences* So, wait, you're gonna be a farmer? [No. I'm in Biotech, I stay in a lab.]
5. pl0x.

Irl:
1. Mom: Get off that dam computer.

I HATE THAT WITH PASSION

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1. Oh yeah? Well _____ (usually a story about how their life sucks more than yours).
2. Sucks to be you.
3. Your mom.
4. That's what she said.
5. I told you so.

I don't get the 'That's what she said' part, anyone mind elaborating?

I don't get the 'That's what she said' part, anyone mind elaborating?

That's what she said. All night long.