Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, they're posioned and you eat them...good bye.

I wish I was being tortured.

Granted, but you don't experience the feeling you wanted to.

I wish for more pie

Granted, but your mom takes it away because you can't have desert unill after dinner, then your dad eats it.

I wish I knew wth I was doing up at 7:30am...

Granted, but its not pretty...

I wish i could have answered the wish that was 10 wishes a few posts before mine...

Granted, but you now realize it's because of your one night stand with your sister's boy friend.

I wish for you to cc and no one to be able to read this
bordum.

Granted, but you now realize it's because of your one night stand with your sister's boy friend.

I wish for you to cc and no one to be able to read this
bordum.

I cc to your channel.

I wish I would never see this thread again.

Granted, this thread gets deleted but someone makes Corrupt a wish thread! V2 and you are now forced to see that one.

I wish the next person who posts in this thread makes a wish about a paradox.

Granted, but I won't.

I wish I knew how to turn my keyboard Dvorak. (Real wish. I'm using Windows XPSP3.)

Granted, but then it breaks.

I wish I knew how to help you.

Granted, but you try to help and all you do is hurt.

I wish people never begged me for mesos :[

Granted. They now beg you for fame and items.

I wish "abbreviation" wasn't such a long word.

Granted, it is now half as long but every other known word is now twice as long.

I wish I didn't just eat half my body weight at iHop.

Granted, but you just ate half your body weight in lard.

I wish for another wish.

Granted, you get another wish but die before you could use it.

I wish my friends would check there im/pm/emails more often...

Granted, but they mark your address as spam, so you no longer can send to them.

I wish to know why women can't put the lid to the toilet down.

Granted, your head implodes from the knowledge.

I wish my friends didn't mark my adress as spam.

Granted, but they never check their email anymore.

I wish for 1 M354R5.

Granted, but then you get hacked.

I wish my friends would check there emails...

Lol at loop.

Granted. Their computers are hacked via email.

I wishasdfdssdfagsdaf

Gran... wait WHAT?

*black hole*

I wish I could exist.