Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted, but it tastes so bad that your head explodes.


I wish I wasn't so bored =)

Gratned, but the moon just blew up.

I wish for fried chocolate.

granted

you die a horrible death reminisant of The Kings, Elvis Presely's deep fried banana and chocolate donuts of death.

i wish for a dollar.

Granted, but it's a Hong Kong Dollar.

I wish for chocolate-flavored fish.

Granted, but it's a puffer.

I wish for you to not grant my wish, nor corrupt it.

^Darn, no loophole for that.

I wish for a loophole for that ^.

Edit: errr, you guys post too fast. Granted, but the loophole isn't really a loophole, it's a loopsquare.

I wish that IsaacGS(theoneonthisfourm) would give me a hug! >

Granted, Isaac hugs you. However, he then ask you out and date rapes you.

I wish Isaac would post here.

Grant

Isaac bans you for tellin him what to do

i wish i wish i was a fish

Granted. You die from lack of water.

I wish tzk221 would stop with the chocolate wishing.

granted

but shes wishes you were made of chocolate, and you get eatin by little kids

i wish that a picture really was worth a 1000 words.

granted

but shes wishes you were made of chocolate, and you get eatin by little kids

i wish that a picture really was worth a 1000 words.

Granted, but since your hard drive is filled up with tiny tiny pictures, the size for each picture gets bigger and your computer crashes.

I wish I knew what everyone's genders are.

Granted, but you find out in the shower

I wish I wasn't so much of a perv.

Granted, you are no longer a perv because you are dead.

I wish I didn't eat all that KFV just now..

Granted. Instead of KFV, you ate KFC.

I wish for MORE pie.

Granted. You have more pie. More pie. More pie. MORE PIE!11!11111one!111 You faint from the pie goodness.

I wish for funkay.

Granted, but its too funkay for your brain to handle.

I wish there was a new tv show i liked.

Granted, but only you like it, so it's canceled after 2 episodes.

I wish for a little bit of funkay.

Granted, but the Funkay get all over your face and you get AIDS and die.

I wish for a permanent always-at-my-side bishop who is always ever so willing to take me to himes.

Granted, but the bishop dies every it enters the map.

I wish I didn't typo KFC as KFV im my last post.