I was in your house, Throws

But not in reality. I dreamt I was alone in your house and looking for something to eat. How this came to be? I don't know. But instead of finding food in your cabinets I found nothing but women's clothing including undergarments. I don't remember anything else except that when you came home I left like it was no problem.

I didn't even get anything to eat.

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I'm sorry, Manda. ;-;

And all I continue to get is my bizarre dreams. This isn't fair.

I'm ashamed to have snooped through a woman's house in my dreams.

Did the wasp's nest resemble female genitalia?

I can't remember the last time I dreamt about anything...

When's it my turn to dream about showering with a Southperrian?

I'm not sure if I would have preferred that... It didn't, regardless. It was just hanging up really high, and I stood there and stared at it for a very long time. Then it "hatched" and a frog came out. It clung to what was left because it didn't want to fall. The wasp hovered nearby and kinda like...looked at what it knew was its child, but it couldn't understand what was wrong.

I just stared and watched.

I somehow felt that the frog was terrified. If it fell, I knew it would die. But I didn't care. The wasp flew around a bit looking at its frog child. I just kept watching, the wasp flew away and then I woke up.

Seriously. I felt so weird when it was over. Like, creepy weird.

I never dream about Southperry. ;_;

Odd as it is, I had a very brief about Southperry last night. To my misfortune, it was just Takebacker yelling at me in a reply to a topic.

I'm not sure if I would have preferred that... It didn't, regardless. It was just hanging up really high, and I stood there and stared at it for a very long time. Then it "hatched" and a frog came out. It clung to what was left because it didn't want to fall. The wasp hovered nearby and kinda like...looked at what it knew was its child, but it couldn't understand what was wrong.

I just stared and watched.

I somehow felt that the frog was terrified. If it fell, I knew it would die. But I didn't care. The wasp flew around a bit looking at its frog child. I just kept watching, the wasp flew away and then I woke up.

Seriously. I felt so weird when it was over. Like, creepy weird.

Well you certainly win for having the most ****ed up dream. Nothing I have had has been weirder than that, and that says a lot.

and then mark woke up having to change his sheets for the forth time that night.

DO NOT BE ASHAMED, OPETH. Just let it happen...

I mean, as long as you didn't smell my underwear or anything weird like that.

And Felix, if it makes you feel better, last night I dreamt that I couldn't leave my apartment building because there was a rabid zombie chocobo in the lobby and if it bit you you'd also turn into a rabid zombie chocobo. A couple of my neighbors had already been bitten, and I was getting panicky because I had a presentation due in class and I didn't want to fail. I tried jumping from my window to the building next door, but fell short and landed in the alleyway between our buildings. There was a zombie chocobo in the alley. I started crying and running for my life. BUT YOU CAN'T OUTRUN CHOCOBOS.

DO NOT BE ASHAMED, OPETH. Just let it happen...

I mean, as long as you didn't smell my underwear or anything weird like that.

And Felix, if it makes you feel better, last night I dreamt that I couldn't leave my apartment building because there was a rabid zombie chocobo in the lobby and if it bit you you'd also turn into a rabid zombie chocobo. A couple of my neighbors had already been bitten, and I was getting panicky because I had a presentation due in class and I didn't want to fail. I tried jumping from my window to the building next door, but fell short and landed in the alleyway between our buildings. There was a zombie chocobo in the alley. I started crying and running for my life. BUT YOU CAN'T OUTRUN CHOCOBOS.

the rabid zombie chocobos sound fun =]

DO NOT BE ASHAMED, OPETH. Just let it happen...

I mean, as long as you didn't smell my underwear or anything weird like that.

And Felix, if it makes you feel better, last night I dreamt that I couldn't leave my apartment building because there was a rabid zombie chocobo in the lobby and if it bit you you'd also turn into a rabid zombie chocobo. A couple of my neighbors had already been bitten, and I was getting panicky because I had a presentation due in class and I didn't want to fail. I tried jumping from my window to the building next door, but fell short and landed in the alleyway between our buildings. There was a zombie chocobo in the alley. I started crying and running for my life. BUT YOU CAN'T OUTRUN CHOCOBOS.

You are the single best dreamer in the world.

You are the single best dreamer in the world.

No. I am.

Last night I had a dream about a weird facility that these zombie like beings were running. In the dream I was a small child with special powers and a few other people were with me. These zombie like beings were locked up in these rooms with a bunch of machines, and each time I would pass by these rooms they would lean up on the glass acting all zombie like and then go back to working. As I went through this facility I found other people locked up and I freed them, in the end there was a total of 10 people counting myself and we escaped the facility and the dream ended.

The weirder thing is throughout the dream I was semi-lucid because I kept thinking to myself how this story would make a good CYOA story.

DO NOT BE ASHAMED, OPETH. Just let it happen...

I mean, as long as you didn't smell my underwear or anything weird like that.

Is this another "I need to get the f'uck out of Southperry" thread?

What's going on with you people. I have weird dreams everyday too but I won't post them. Some people on IRC wouldn't like it

I had a dream of like this kitche, pink and white, tiled all over the place. There was this deranged cow...and like a cartoonish cow, something like out of "WHere the wild things are". We are were mouse sized, tom and jerry themed. It bit my mom in half and she was running around with half her body. Then this centipede(reoccuring nightmare of this thing born behind my tv and was my future to be killed by it and had to fight it in a death struggle that involved the megazords from the powerrangers) started attacking the cow dominating its prey, namely me. So evidently I find this lazer gun (the movie congo) and start FIREN MY LAZER. The tiles broke apart and became kunai I got cut a lil bit but Vegeta came and fused with me in our gundam/megazord.

I ran around blowin pomegranate up for a couple of days. Got hungry robbed a bank with the song "rollin on london bridge" (Look it up on youtube, its a remix of fergie and biznik, frekin hardcore awesome). Then it was like I woke up and went back to sleep where I was at school, and I had ice powers of some sort and some spider kept like sneakin around when i frankly tried to tell my teachers, two who died cus they didnt listen. Eventually I got really pissed off and threw a desk at it, then it kind of..hissed? And one of the guinea pig from G force just snap its neck, we extracted the venom and saved the teacher ending up being princess peach (I dont know how) and we ended up fighting all the mario bosses in n64 and yoshis story. Eventually i got to keep a yoshi and then I breeded two blue yoshies which coughed up sapphires which i sold for real money and bought 1332.2mil nx (something like that its wierd i remember the number) and was offered a spot on nexon headquarters in which I put gundams and transformers within the game. Then this one dude showed up and he kept spamming "LIKE A BOSS" and pushed me off a roof top where I consecutively shot him in the head about 4 times while falling, where I landed on my back and recoiled about 30 feet and landed back down. Then I woke up.

I never felt so refreshed.

When's it my turn to dream about showering with a Southperrian?

Be careful what you wish for.