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lol jk I don't work at a Wendy's and there's no drop-dead gorgeous women in Maryland.

lol jk I don't work at a Wendy's and there's no drop-dead gorgeous women in Maryland.

Translation: I am going to pretend this never happened. I asked her out. She took one look at me. She smirked and put the book down. I thought she was going to give me her number, a blowjob, SOMETHING. But instead she spoke, and I listened: "You work at a Wendy's and my daddy makes a quarter million every month. I only come here daily to read and drink a crappy milkshake because in the meantime, I feed on the infinite pheromones you release in hopes you get to nail me. You play maple when you get home and you have more zits on the corner of your forehead than I have pages left to read. Die, communist scum."

Translation: I am going to pretend this never happened. I asked her out. She took one look at me. She smirked and put the book down. I thought she was going to give me her number, a blowjob, SOMETHING. But instead she spoke, and I listened: "You work at a Wendy's and my daddy makes a quarter million every month. I only come here daily to read and drink a crappy milkshake because in the meantime, I feed on the infinite pheromones you release in hopes you get to nail me. You play maple when you get home and you have more zits on the corner of your forehead than I have pages left to read. Die, communist scum."

lol he troll u

Hey guys. Recently, i've been going to a local wendy's to read my bukkake hentai(which i cover with classic literature covers after i got kicked out of starbucks). Anyway, everyday it's the same, i order a milkshake(for later role-playing) sit down and read. But this skinny white papaya in a wendy's uniform keeps staring at me while he mops the floor. I think he saw my dong hanging out. What should i do?

Translation: I am going to pretend this never happened. I asked her out. She took one look at me. She smirked and put the book down. I thought she was going to give me her number, a blowjob, SOMETHING. But instead she spoke, and I listened: "You work at a Wendy's and my daddy makes a quarter million every month. I only come here daily to read and drink a crappy milkshake because in the meantime, I feed on the infinite pheromones you release in hopes you get to nail me. You play maple when you get home and you have more zits on the corner of your forehead than I have pages left to read. Die, communist scum."

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Translation: I am going to pretend this never happened. I asked her out. She took one look at me. She smirked and put the book down. I thought she was going to give me her number, a blowjob, SOMETHING. But instead she spoke, and I listened: "You work at a Wendy's and my daddy makes a quarter million every month. I only come here daily to read and drink a crappy milkshake because in the meantime, I feed on the infinite pheromones you release in hopes you get to nail me. You play maple when you get home and you have more zits on the corner of your forehead than I have pages left to read. Die, communist scum."

Ouch....

When you go out on break walk by her intentionally with a book you think she would be interested in; it'll give you an opening. If she's interested she'll notice.


Also who goes to Wendy's to read? Are there no cafe's around?

edit: should've read the rest of the thread oh well I didn't and I'm not going to.

When you go out on break walk by her intentionally with a book you think she would be interested in; it'll give you an opening. If she's interested she'll notice.


Also who goes to Wendy's to read? Are there no cafe's around?

edit: should've read the rest of the thread oh well I didn't and I'm not going to.

Funhouse.

That is all.

funhouse.

That is all.

I THOUGHT WE WERe IN THE ANGRY DOME AND HE'S GOT BLUE BALLS THAT'S WHY He'S ANGRY ARGH

Stop having such awesome dreams Greg

We all want to work at Wendy's, but they're standards, they are so high. Back to the greasepits for all of you!

lol jk I don't work at a Wendy's and there's no drop-dead gorgeous women in Maryland.

I think somehow you just insulted your own mother.

Didn't you call Fiel's mom ugly?

Translation: I am going to pretend this never happened. I asked her out. She took one look at me. She smirked and put the book down. I thought she was going to give me her number, a blowjob, SOMETHING. But instead she spoke, and I listened: "You work at a Wendy's and my daddy makes a quarter million every month. I only come here daily to read and drink a crappy milkshake because in the meantime, I feed on the infinite pheromones you release in hopes you get to nail me. You play maple when you get home and you have more zits on the corner of your forehead than I have pages left to read. Die, communist scum."

No more needs to be said. lol...
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Didn't you call Fiel's mom ugly?

Hey hey, I learned my lesson: check if that's actually someone's mother beforehand.

Translation: I am going to pretend this never happened. I asked her out. She took one look at me. She smirked and put the book down. I thought she was going to give me her number, a blowjob, SOMETHING. But instead she spoke, and I listened: "You work at a Wendy's and my daddy makes a quarter million every month. I only come here daily to read and drink a crappy milkshake because in the meantime, I feed on the infinite pheromones you release in hopes you get to nail me. You play maple when you get home and you have more zits on the corner of your forehead than I have pages left to read. Die, communist scum."

Lol. He just trolled the troll.

Stop having such awesome dreams Greg

We all want to work at Wendy's, but they're standards, they are so high. Back to the playing maple for all of you!

Fixed.

Troll thread needs to be locked.

I work at a Wendy's, I live in Maryland, and there is a drop dead gorgeous girl that comes in everyday to read.
;_;

Greg stalks my life

What the Gastrodon said.