Thanks For the Mammaries

I'm still gay.

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Let me put it into plain words. Cattleya is ugly because she's fat.

what's more fun, a bag of bones or a handfull of soft squishy tits?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I'm not appreciating your lack of tolerance for other people's tastes, mister.

I hope you eyes aren't messed up baby.

@Parshimers: That girl isn't fat. I never said I had problems with big boobs.

If I ever have a sexual throw-down with a woman who is not at a socially acceptable weight, I want it to be that cosplayer.

I hope you eyes aren't messed up baby.

@Parshimers: That girl isn't fat. I never said I had problems with big boobs.

Bacon is the most disgusting breakfast food to ever grace a table.

Bacon is the most disgusting breakfast food to ever grace a table.

It's a shame then, that the type of women you love seem to love me more, isn't it?

Bacon is the most disgusting breakfast food to ever grace a table.

srs
i become ill at the smell of bacon, so gross

Bacon is the most disgusting breakfast food to ever grace a table.

Grits.

 Spoiler

Gross.

I'd wrap my plantain in glorious bacon.

It's a shame then, that the type of women you love seem to love me more, isn't it?

But you're not real bacon. You're a human.

 For Vernacular, IllegallySane, and, ofc, Cactuar.

Van Wilder ftw.

But you're not real bacon. You're a human.

You spoil everything don't you?

I hope Excellent rapes you. >:]


@MasPan: Wrong thread. Belongs in Cactuar's furry thread.

I cast Naru's Love and then Din's Fire to incinerate that little twat.

I win.

I cast Farore's Wind to dodge Din's Fire.

Too late you already died.

I had fairy in a bottle, idiot.

No, look at Providence's image. I am moving up in rank, meaning you died.

[SPOILER=I'll just leave this right here.]

Awesome improvement, actually. She's near perfect (except for hair color) by the end. Good work!

Sorry to say, Opeth, I have to agree on Cattleya. I love the breasts, but I can't get in to her because she's just too...fat. I have nothing against a little chunky, but she's pushing full on fatty for me.

No, look at Providence's image. I am moving up in rank, meaning you died.

Ryan GAVE ME NO TIME TO REACT, BUT NOW I HAVE

Sorry to say, Opeth, I have to agree on Cattleya. I love the breasts, but I can't get in to her because she's just too...fat. I have nothing against a little chunky, but she's pushing full on fatty for me.

Tanya Song? More like Tanya Oblong.

Ryan GAVE ME NO TIME TO REACT, BUT NOW I HAVE

TIME TO REACT, BUT SINCE I'M GReG, I'LL STILL LOSE