I need to get the Southperry out of f'uck

So I had this weird dream this morning. I had a dream that I was with a strange man named Herbert, and the f'ucker thought I was hitting on him, LOL. I even butchered a wolf and brought him back to life, and he just about thought I was Jesus (wait, who am I kidding, I am Jesus). Then I told him that I was part of a secret organization, and he wanted to be a part. I pulled him in a van, and showed him this video.

 The video

HE JOINED.

I woke up and screamed, "What the pineapple was that!" My wife woke up (wait, I don't have a wife?) and looked at me. She asked, "Did you drink some pomegranate juice." I fell back asleep.

But I had another mysterious dream! This time, it was of a maid... a maid in the bathroom using a pisser. Where'd she get the dong from? Then I looked in the shower stall, and these two women had mysteriously switched heads! They were all over each other in manly obsession. OMG ONE OF THEM TOOK A DUMP ON THE FLOOR. The maid was cooing in ecstasy as she pissed on the wall with her imaginary dong.

I woke up. The strange dong, the heads switching... becoming Jesus... what does it all mean?

what is this I don't even

:f6:

Why does this amaze me while not surprising me at the same time?

The mystery of the chinchilla.

Oh yeah.

[YOUTUBE]hfUe2eckPFQ[/YOUTUBE]

YOUJO YOUJO TSURUPETA YOUJO

You are the reason the Funhouse continues to suck.

what is this i durp even

"Then I looked in the shower stall, and these two women had mysteriously switched heads! They were all over each other in manly obsession. OMG ONE OF THEM TOOK A DUMP ON THE FLOOR. The maid was cooing in ecstasy as she pissed on the wall with her imaginary dong."

Throws and Felix?

you are the reason the funhouse continues to suck.

o brned

You are the reason the Funhouse continues to suck.

Is that Ben?

Jägerbombs

I masturbated to that story.

derp adurp.

You sir.....

 Spoiler

That was something else.

what does it all mean?

It means you need help.

Drugs.

Nothing to say.