I need to get the f'uck out of Southperry

I swear to god I am not making this up.


I had a dream. So I'm in my backyard, it's pretty calm and peaceful and then from a distance I hear one of the side gates open and shut. Somebody is approaching. They are wearing a brown cloak with a hood. As this person gets closer, they take off their hood. It's Vernacular.


H is me and V is Vern


H: What the f'uck?

V: Hello.

H: Why are you here?

V: I wanted to talk to you.

H: *confused* Fine, what?

V: How long have you known?

H: Known what?

V: You know... (Links for those of you who don't know:1 2 3)

H: Oh, even before I had real feelings of intimacy I knew what I desired deep down in my mind. I never acted on those feelings when I was younger.

V: Why?

H: I was a child. I didn't know it was an option and even when I did know it was an option, I didn't act on it. I never accepted who I was until I was older.

V: *Looks at our surroundings* Do you mind if we talk somewhere else?

H: Sure, I don't mind.


We begin to walk over to the side gate, then we use the neighbor's side gate entrance to their backyard. At this point we just sort of walk, not really saying much of anything and I try to keep up with where ever he is leading me to. Then it dawned on me, is he trying to hit on me?


H: Look Vern, I don't like you like that.

V: Oh, is that what you think I'm here for? *laughs*

H: Then what are you here for?


We keep walking through my neighbor's backyard until we reach a wooded area. We begin to walk through this wooded area for a bit. Seemingly out of nowhere, a menacing looking wolf appears. It growls at us. Vern just looks at this wolf and then it starts acting tame. Then at this point Vern goes up to this wolf and places both hands on it, one hand near the side of its neck and the other near the ribs. Then the wolf lies down and looks to be unconscious.


H: Wait a second, did you just kill that wolf?


He nods.


H: *confused*


He then places his hands back on the wolf and then it comes back to life.


H: Why are you showing me this?

V: I wanted you to know what I'm capable of before I tell you--

H: Tell me what? What is this all about?

V: Just listen. I'm recruiting for a team of vigilantes and wanted to know if you're interested.

H: *thinks about it for a bit* Sure, I'll do it.


At this point we begin walking out of this wooded area and head back to my front yard. Then a van pulls up. He motions for us to get in this van. In this van there's a monitor nearby. He pulls out a VHS tape from a nearby drawer.


H: What's that?

V: Just watch.


I don't realize what the video is of at first glance, then it dawned on me. This is surveillance footage for a bank. On this tape him and his group hold-up a bank, presumably for cash. Then I think about it for a bit and think that maybe they're breaking in there for a different reason, maybe a safe deposit box in there contains an item vital to his group's further success.


Dream ends right there. I really wish there was more to tell you guys.

First!

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Nice dream.

Reminds me when I dreamed there was a bomb in my classroom, budists singing in the main hall, and Tweety and Johnny Bravo gave me the key to get to the bomb, only to end up into a forest inside said classroom.

I love those kind of dreams.

Damn it, I just realized I missed two errors when I was proofreading.

brb, fixing errors

What?

In all honesty, It sounds like you're creating some kind of attack on the straight community o_o

Vernacular climbed into Herbert's room and immediately punched him in the face, knocking him out cold.

Upon awakening Herbert found himself bound and gagged to a chair. Vernacular was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring him in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!"

Vernacular climbed into Herbert's room and immediately punched him in the face, knocking him out cold.

Upon awakening Herbert found himself bound and gagged to a chair. Vernacular was naked, standing in front of her with a big Hawaii boner staring him in the face. "As the ancient Hawaiians used to say...it's time for a dicking!"

BUT He'S REALLY A BEAR FROM CANADA

Then, he woke up. He was in the middle of the street. His belly feelt funny, and upon further examination, he found a scar where the left kidney should be.