Corrupt a wish thread!

[COLOR="Teal"]Granted. You decide to read your mother's mind for the lulz, only to foresee the dirty things she plans to do with your father tonight. You are now traumatized.

I wish people could go up into space for vacation <3 [/COLOR]

Granted, but there are too many accidents, and the project is terminated after approximately two million deaths.

I wish for

Granted, but you didnt wish for anything thus you are sad.

I wish naruto wouldnt keep not recording...

[COLOR="Green"]Granted, but you ran out of video space to record. Or naruto's recording methods got stalled by a new anime in production. You're wish is confusing =[

I wish I was on the Moment of Truth.[/COLOR]

Granted, but they ask you a question that you answer incorrectly, therefore losing.

I wish life was simple.

Granted, but then you get very very very very very very very very bored.

I wish I could make my life go by 5% faster!

Granted, but then you get very very very very very very very very bored.

I wish I could make my life go by 5% faster!

Done.
Your life ends immediately upon this wish.- YOu shoulda said SLOWER.

I wish I had yummy bagels.

Granted, but the after eating it, you realize the "sour cream" was actually white paint. Ouch.

I wish for a pineappleing pineapple.

Granted, but it.. uhm.. cheats on your GF?

I wish for more pie.

Granted, but it.. uhm.. cheats on your GF?

I wish for more pie.

Granted.
As you finish that delicious sweet minced meat pie you notice that it was made of fresh babies.

I wish people would adore my big toe of MIGHT!

Granted.
However, your big toe goes mad with power and has itself severed from your body.
Then, since it needs your blood and whatnot dies. You are convicted of murder and high treason.

I wish I had an N-Gage.

Done. Owning such an abomination is corruption within itself. or so I hear.

I wish for an uncorrputable wish to present itself in this thread.

Granted, but the wish stinks.

I wish someone in asia would die.

Granted. However, you are suddenly teleported to Asia, and are chosen as the one to die.
I wish I could beat Minesweeper on the advanced difficulty.

Granted. However, you are suddenly teleported to Asia, and are chosen as the one to die.
I wish I could beat Minesweeper on the advanced difficulty.

Granted, But it takes you 500 tries- and each time you fail a small African child is killed by real Landmines.
As you win you get an E-mail with a slideshow of their deaths.
...
I wish that the mods didn't gimme so many Warnings for spam(maybe I should just stay In the funhouse)

Granted, instead of getting warnings you get infractions and are banned within a few days.

I wish I could go the the movies sooner...

Granted, but the only movies on then all suck.

I wish my stomach would stop lying about how hungry I am.

granted but your stomach shuts down and you slowly die from a giant CRAMP


I wish I didn't have to write down a wish here

Too late.

I wish for seven and a half cheezburgers.

granted

.. you die from DUN DUN DUN DIABETES! and you were not missed

i wish for.... a space bar