The God of Lolis

I am here to challenge Felix aka Kyle aka "the God of Lolis" for the title.

oLord,
just what this thread needs.
The god of "loli" himself.

I feel that he has been wrongfully crowned as such, and to my dismay, he does not even like lolis!

I don't even like the loli. I'm a big-breasted, developed women kind of man. 2D or 3D, it does not matter.

I shall not stand to have such blasphemy. With all the power in my body, I shall convert the unbeliever and take what is rightfully mine!

And now good sirs, let the duel commence.

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This thread is relevant to my interest.

Stop it.

You can have the goddamned title. This thread is just gonna turn to sh'it before the 2nd page.

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Kyle, lets play Ball Racer.

One hundred Lolis go to Earth every 1,000 years to battle to be the queen of the Loli world. Each Loli needs an older male partner in order to use her spell book, a book that seals the powers of the Loli. When read aloud, the spells are cast by the Loli producing many effects. If the spell book is burned, the Loli is forced to return to the Loli world. While the spells in each book typically are different for each Loli, there are Lolis that share spells. The male and their Loli gain these spells through sexual experience. The last Loli standing without their book burnt is the new Loli queen, and her male partner is the God of Lolis.

Going to be crap in the 1st page for me. I see 40 posts a page.

Anyway, Joe, you should have just set up a poll and asked us to vote.

How can a so-called "gay" person crown a straight person based on how he views animu/real life womens?

Thread doesn't mean anything because of this.

I will not stand for this intolerance!

This is not just a battle about the title, but for equal rights to all lolis on the internet! No longer will they have to hide in the back alleys of the web, devoid of love from the users who cannot accept their beauty for what it is! They are constantly subject to prejudice, and hate, while their older sisters bathe in the light of affection from everyone. This is unacceptable! A crime! Now, I call upon you, my brothers in arms! Show your love!

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How can a so-called "gay" person crown a straight person based on how he views animu/real life womens?

Thread doesn't mean anything because of this.

Because everyone else apparently believes it.

Hm,
think about what you said.

Vice-versa applies somewhere.


OKfine Joe,
You can be called the Loli Emperor?

Oh come on guys, don't take everything so seriously. We're just having some fun.

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EN GARDE!

Going with cute tactic over sexy. These are lolis, afterall, Joe. You animal!

You people are digusting. Liking Loli is no better than being a pedophile. I'm reporting this thread to the FBI. Enjoy your IRL ban.

whatev, requesting permission to enter battle

Oh come on guys, don't take everything so seriously. We're just having some fun.

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EN GARDE!

Going with cute tactic over sexy. These are lolis, afterall, Joe. You animal!

Have at you!

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Joe: 1
Felix: 0

Kyle, that girl in your picture looks legal. Sry bro.

FiGHT FOR ME, DAMN IT

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Joe: 1
Felix: 0

Kyle, that girl in your picture looks legal. Sry bro.

She's the same girl in my third picture and I believe she's 12.

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whatev, requesting permission to enter battle

PERMISSION GRANTED. DO YOU EVEN HAVE TO ASK

Lolilolilolilolipop!

LF>The "I'll just browse SP for a while" pic.

I'm gonna go to hell for this.

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Unleashing the ultimate weapon early.

Forgot my tags. lol