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I am me- Stephen is my friend.
I bring you this.


Stephen: thailand?
hooker capital of the world!
me: no its smacks your nuts BANGCOCK
i hate that joke
Stephen: that's in thailand
eh I'm sure you knew that
me: whenever anyone asks that i respond PUNCHYOUINFACE?
right they ask what is the capital of thailand?
Stephen: yeah
me: and then I say punchyouintheface
and they go huh?
Stephen: the farthest civilized place I can figure is singapore
me: and I go if you swing at my nuts imma beat your ass harder than micheal jackson beats off to mnuedo
Stephen: 9900 miles
damn... mnuedo joke!
relevance win!
me: XD

i dun git it
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i dun git it
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tl;dr chompy trying to be funny but his friend isn't interested.

tl;dr chompy trying to be funny but his friend isn't interested.

tl;dr your siggy.

'Nuff said.

um... lol?