Ladies, your microwaves

Ready them. I'm about to put some gasm in your mouth.

All ingredients in tablespoons.
4 Flour
4 Sugar
4 Milk
3 Oil
2 Cocoa (Unsweetened or like a hot chocolate mix. My sister is a wussy who doesn't put the called for amount of sugar in Kool-aid, so I decided I'd probably go for hot chocolate mix next time I make this, although I might need to back off on the plain sugar)
Lots of chocolate chips

Mix into regular coffee mug.
Microwave 3 minutes.
Insert penis utensil, eat, enjoy. (Very hot)
I wish I had some frosting.

The hell...?

That sounds like some awful sweet shyet you got concocted there, bud.

Mmmm sounds delish!

I smell diabetes. Yum.

legit, and feels good man

It's all a plot to give us cancer.

Define the oil please. We have at least 5 oils in this house that are used for cooking.

Define the oil please. We have at least 5 oils in this house that are used for cooking.

Petrol.

What is this I dont even

Petrol.

My cat used to eat Vaseline :f6:

My cat used to eat Vaseline :f6:

My sister used to eat the carpet that was being pulled up around the walls.

Define the oil please. We have at least 5 oils in this house that are used for cooking.

pomegranate man, Canola, vegetable, something like that. Just not olive, or gasoline.

Sorry, the "3 oils" scared me off a little.

pomegranate man, Canola, vegetable, something like that. Just not olive, or gasoline.

What about coconut oil?

What about coconut oil?

I think he's going for a very mildly flavored/flavorless oil.

Sorry, the "3 oils" scared me off a little.

Dude, you need to watch more Alton Brown. You need some fat in there to bind things. Oil, butter, crisco, eggs, etc.
Just cook some. Gr8 cake.

Alton Brown is great man.. I now know how to cook some bomb ass craw fish.

what the hell?

SS or it's impossible.