How to drink a bottle of vodka in 20 seconds.

Dude. Get wrecked. One party, just drink. If you don't over do it (as I've never done), you can have a great time, unless you f'uck it up. Then again, you can f'uck a night up when you're sober, so it's not any different.

Let me put some points:

-Too much alcohol screws everything up. Drink responsibly. If you dink too much, don't make it a habit. THAT'S when it's bad.
-There's a perfect point inbetween being a dull bored guy and a ridiculous clown. It's aiming.
-There's a few tips about how to get drunk faster or slower. Mixing different drinks through the night makes you get drunk faster and a worse hangover (Example, vodka+rum. Stick to one. Vodka is always good for starters.). Drinking too fast gets you drunk faster. Smoking and drinking also does, but I don't support smoking under ANY circumstances.
-A bit of alcohol, if controled, makes your kidneys stay active, being benefitial, making them purify better. That's why you get drunk not as easy if you are used to drink sometimes. Saturation is what destroys them.

This is like a guide on how to get drunk :p

A bit of alcohol, if controled, makes your kidneys stay active, being benefitial, making them purify better.

A friend of me is a doctor and he says that what you just said isn't true. =/

Also, I agree with you for the smoking. I don't smoke and don't support it in any way. My parents do, though.

A friend of me is a doctor and he says that what you just said isn't true. =/

Also, I agree with you for the smoking. I don't smoke and don't support it in any way. My parents do, though.

Key word controled. It's like eating low portions of some particular poisons make you immune after a good while.

I'm not a doctor though, so I'm never sure then D:

Key word controled. It's like eating low portions of some particular poisons make you immune after a good while.

Even "key word controlled" I'm still skeptical of your claims above lol. If that were, that would be really interesting. I just did some searching myself and haven't found anything to support improved kidney function with alcohol. And yes your theory works for say, an allergy treatment, but it's not quite that generalizable.

Even "key word controlled" I'm still skeptical of your claims above lol. If that were, that would be really interesting. I just did some searching myself and haven't found anything to support improved kidney function with alcohol. And yes your theory works for say, an allergy treatment, but it's not quite that generalizable.

Hey, stop that. I'm gonna be immune against gamma rays and thus survive nuclear wars.

What the f'uck has this thread turn into. I HATE YOU GUYS. Just take a



and just drop it. I don't care what you want to discuss about alcohol. Just make it in a new thread in the Rubik's Cube or the Angry Dome and post your thoughts there. Just laugh at this poor idiot and... that's it.

Damn you people these days.

LOL.. that really didn't look like a lot of vodka actually, looked like a beer bottle ish type. I'd like to see him down a bottle of Smirnoff, you know the REALLY big ones they serve at the disco/club That'll get you REALLY f'ucked up lol..

this poor idiot

Are you referring to me, maybe?

Are you referring to me, maybe?

Uhh, maybe the guy in vid?

Are you referring to me, maybe?

No . To the guy in the vid.

Oh, sorry.. :f6:

Lol..

What an epic fail

(How can you say it's not fun if you've not tried it? lol)

You know what else is fun? Lobotomizing yourself using a toothpick, a wad of gum, and a grapefruit. But unless you try it yourself you can't really say that it's not fun.

You know what else is fun? Lobotomizing yourself using a toothpick, a wad of gum, and a grapefruit. But unless you try it yourself you can't really say that it's not fun.

NASTY . Me likey.

You know what else is fun? Lobotomizing yourself using a toothpick, a wad of gum, and a grapefruit. But unless you try it yourself you can't really say that it's not fun.

You know what else is fun? Lobotomizing yourself using a toothpick, a wad of gum, and a grapefruit. But unless you try it yourself you can't really say that it's not fun.

hey, it got me hard.

You know what else is fun? Lobotomizing yourself using a toothpick, a wad of gum, and a grapefruit. But unless you try it yourself you can't really say that it's not fun.

Well, if he was referring to the clip, then I'll completely agree that it would be like saying that. But I was really thinking about go out and drink in general. I don't really see the similarity between being drunk and jumping on a fire, unless a ton of people between 16-27 jump on fires in the weekends. I suspect there's a reason they're doing it, and I suspect that the reason is normally not related to addiction nor group pressure.

What's fun is completely relative so it doesn't matter what any of you think, anyway. Taking that into consideration, your lobotomy comparison doesn't work because there aren't millions of people who agree and would back you up on how fun it is, unlike drinking.

Hey, stop that. I'm gonna be immune against gamma rays and thus survive nuclear wars.

This is the best post in the damn thread.

Are you trying to tell me that you do not enjoy jumping into fire on a weekly basis?