2009-07-18, 10:58 PM
xBTAx Wrote:Is this the actual usage of tail whip or are you using it as a whip.
Details people, details.
Closet furry!?
Humans don't have tails...!
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Describe how you have sex in 4 pokemon moves
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  Closet furry!? Humans don't have tails...!  Opeth Wrote:Good luck with that. It's worked for me on multiple occasions so... I guess that based on this your answer would really be Crush from 1st grade Pour your heart out and get rejected in 4th grade Cry about it for 8 years Try again a week before graduation Talk about long distance relationships and how you're willing to make it work even though she's thousands of miles away Hope she's not cheating on you for a year Have a decent summer together with a special romantic night two days before she goes back to school Cum too early Hate yourself but blame it on her Wallow in despair (alone) for several more years Marry someone who's had a similar experience Have sex about 3 times a year, it's not great but at least you're not enjoying it so much that premature ejaculation is a problem any more Have a kid Tell them how great it is to fall in love even if they end up getting hurt Watch them get hurt Die slowly, regretting that you wasted most of your life trying to get a single girl and trolling an internet forum. I am pretty sure at least 3 of those are pokemon moves so it's not totally off topic.... I guess if I am going to attack you like that I should add to the end of my list "Go home and cry about monster cards still not being fixed" 
2009-07-18, 11:03 PM
xLeviathan Wrote:Closet furry!? No it's just that the actual move is used to make you appear cute by wagging your tail compared to "omgimwhippingu". 
2009-07-18, 11:06 PM
xBTAx Wrote:No it's just that the actual move is used to make you appear cute by wagging your tail compared to "omgimwhippingu". Tail whip is used to lower defenses of the enemy or in that case your partner. Its supposed to look cute. Humans dont have tails but males have something that looks like it. 
2009-07-18, 11:07 PM
BombsAway Wrote:It's worked for me on multiple occasion's so... No it didn't. 
2009-07-18, 11:07 PM
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N/A (only 13 years old so yeah XP) But I guess it would be... Attract Harden Drill Peck Milk Drink[/COLOR] 
2009-07-18, 11:07 PM
Opeth Wrote:Good luck with that.Females ever need luck when it comes to finding a partner? 
2009-07-18, 11:09 PM
Providence Wrote:Females ever need luck when it comes to finding someone to have sex with? Tubgirl!?
2009-07-18, 11:15 PM
Providence Wrote:Females ever need luck when it comes to finding a partner? I don't remember a single guy who enjoyed going after a girl with a total b'itch attitude. 
2009-07-18, 11:16 PM
Opeth Wrote:I don't remember a single guy who enjoyed going after a girl with a total b'itch attitude.High school.
2009-07-18, 11:17 PM
Opeth Wrote:I don't remember a single guy who enjoyed going after a girl with a total b'itch attitude. Giving *HMPH* look isn't the same as having a peach attitude. I mean I have a peach attitude but as far as picking someone up goes, pretending to be disinterested works wonders.  
2009-07-18, 11:21 PM
xLeviathan Wrote:Closet furry!? Because Cat Girls and the idea of them using their tail to give a guy a hand job is not sexy. Kurtle Wrote:A thread bout pokemanz and sex has been hijacked Harden Bounce String Shot Teleport
2009-07-18, 11:22 PM
Providence Wrote:High school. Not in my case. BombsAway Wrote:Giving *HMPH* look isn't the same as having a peach attitude. I mean I have a peach attitude but as far as picking someone up goes, pretending to be disinterested works wonders. Agree to disagree.      |
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