Let's Play "Downtown Tokyo, Present Day"

>talk to crowd
That's not a verb I recognise.

>talk crowd
That's not a verb I recognise.

>part crowd
That's not a verb I recognise.

>go through crowd
That's not something you can enter.

Across the street the beautiful newscaster continues taping her broadcast.

...I'm just gonna say, that from what little I read of the hints earlier, the helicopter is probably the way to go.

Alrightly then. Let's try to get aboard the helicopter.

Try any variation you see fit to get aboard the thing.

"Walk to helicopter"

Just wanted to let you know: I read this whole thing. I laughed the whole time.

>walk to helicopter
You can't see any such thing.

>look helicopter
I only understood you as far as wanting to look.

>...
That's not a verb I recognise.

>look at helicopter
It is a small but powerful helicopter, black painted with a "Channel Z" logo on the side. The door is open, the rotors are spinning, and some sort of metal hook is retracted up underneath.

Now finished her report, the woman prepares to reboard her helicopter. Taking one last look around, her roving eyes lock with those of our hero!

-------

Cheeks flush in the heat of that gaze.

All is silent, but for the bass-drum beat of twin hearts and the frenzied sawing of two dozen impassioned violins.

A pair of pouting lips part.

Stars explode and snowy doves flap across the face of the moon.

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Suddenly the world comes crashing in again, all sound and fury. A huge beak swoops down to snatch away the goddess and her cameraman, leaving our hero stunned and alone near the empty helicopter.

>walk to helicopter
You can't see any such thing.

>in helicopter
I only understood you as far as wanting to in.

>go in helicopter
Our hero leaps into helicopter cockpit and fumbles with the safety belt.

Well, that was... poetic.

Alright, I'm being forced to sleep. Feel free to post commands for when I wake up.


...Seriously, feel free.

Now we know what the "fly" command was for. Too bad it wasn't for a superman scene.

>fly to monster

>fly to monster
You can't see any such thing.

>fly
Maybe you could be a little more specific.

Suddenly Chickzilla seems to notice the little helicopter.

>fly helicopter
Maybe you could be a little more specific.

The monster stares curiously at the helicopter.

...This could be bad. I'm guessing we should figure out how to fly this thing.

If you're dealing with the Japanese interpretation of Tokyo, it's only a matter of time till the place gets nuked. Let's just pretend I am a North Korean general and launched the missile from Pyongyang.

I think the game will greatly improved when the players start sprouting extra limbs.

>launch missile
That's not a verb I recognise.

What a nice imagination you have, Quantact.

What a nice imagination you have, Quantact.

try "nuke monster"

I just want to point out that this helicopter was used to bring a reporter into this area. Which means it probably has no nuke equipped.

>nuke monster
That's not a verb I recognise.

>punch monster
This ain't no Kung Fu movie!

Chickzilla starts advancing slowly towards the helicopter.

HAY GUYZ MAYBE WE SHOULD TRY TO FIND THE CONTROLS TO THIS THING

BEFORE WE DIE

Learn indeed!

"Start the helicopter"

Charge!!!

>start the helicopter
That's not a verb I recognise.

>start helicopter
That's not a verb I recognise.

>you know what
That's not a verb I recognise.

>look helicopter
I only understood you as far as wanting to look.

>look at helicopter
The inside of the helicopter is a confusion of gadgets and gauges. A joystick sticks up between our hero's legs.

Chickzilla is coming closer every second!

HMM I WONDER WHAT WE SHOULD DO

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Our hero knows absolutely nothing hmm? Very well. Carry on.

"Get out of helicopter"

And then, just to twist things up...

"Run towards Chickzilla"

1 command per post.

>get out of helicopter
You can't see any such thing.

>get out
It would be suicide to leave the safety of the cockpit!

If our hero doesn't get airborne soon he's going to be chicken-food!

I THINK THERE'S SOMETHING INSIDE OF THE HELICOPTER WE COULD DIRECT OUR ATTENTION TO

Cheater. I know you've been looking.

"Search cock...pit"

>search cockpit
The helicopter is empty.

Chickzilla advances slowly toward the helicopter.

...there's something sticking up from the floor of the helicopter....

Your sly hints interest me.

"Move joystick"

>move joystick
The helicopter lurches but remains firmly rooted to the ground.

Chickzilla is coming closer every second!

Maybe we have to move it a certain way?

What other way is there to move it? Our hero seems to be a stupid little idiot.

"Fly up"

If that isn't clear enough, then:

"Move Joystick forward"

>push joystick
The helicopter lurches but remains firmly rooted to the ground.

Chickzilla advances slowly toward the helicopter.

>push joystick forward
You can't see any such thing.

>move joystick forward
You can't see any such thing.

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