People are just so cruel.

Pineapple.

Felix I pineappleing adore your waifu.
She looks smokin' in a bikini, knows how to please her man, and sucks that lollipop damn good.
2 cheers for 2D women.

Pineapple.

Felix I pineappleing adore your waifu.
She looks smokin' in a bikini, knows how to please her man, and sucks that lollipop damn good.
2 cheers for 2D women.

*brofist* You are a good man. Luka appreciates the compliments.

 But seriously

Because people have the odd tendency of taking me seriously (yes, even in a waifu thread), I'm going to close by saying I do have a side for 3D women. Don't be offended ladies. I find many women fun to talk with and certainly many very attractive.

Luka Megurine really is my waifu though.

She's mine, and you better remember that.

Okay okay, honestly gonna go write now. Bye bye thread, you were fun. Everyone needed a little cheering up!

with 2d boobs like those i wouldnt mind getting a penis port for my pc

lol I don't even know what to say that one.

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 Spoiler

My waifu knowing how to make her man happy.

Slut.

Felix still wins.
8r

Fuck your 2D and 3D wimins, 4D is where it's at.

I only need 1 dimension to love.

I only need 1 dimension to love.

But you need another one for Etna, don't you?

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Dang, I go to sleep and when I come back a bunch of lifeless wapanese humans are posting their imaginary wives here? what can I say...

you people need girlfriends