Corrupt a wish thread!

Granted. You bite it and your teeth fall out.

I wish I had a hamburger ;____;

Granted, but it's in soviet russia therefore eats you.

I wish for a slimy's spot.

Granted, but it's in soviet russia therefore eats you.

I wish for a slimy's spot.

granted but then XXXXXXXdexlessXXXXXXX ks's you and you die therefore he takes it

I wish i had put my first point in Strike

granted but then XXXXXXXdexlessXXXXXXX ks's you and you die therefore he takes it

I wish i had put my first point in Strike

Granted, but you pineapple up for the next 6x levels.

I wish I GOD.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

hf with "iGod"

I wish for cake that is a lie

Granted, but it ends up as a crappy internet meme.

I wish MasPan would give me a Puce-colored wardrobe.

Maspan does give you robes BUT they colored red

I wish puce would be destroyed

granted, but i used a puce colored bomb to blow it up and got puce everywhere

I wish I could see the future

Granted, but there is no future.

I wish I had a cute puppy with no problems.

Granted, but there is no future.

I wish I had a cute puppy with no problems.

Granted, but a bear picks it up and eats it.

I wish I finally had a Marksman. (level116)

Granted, but nexon bans you forever.

i wish the next person would suck my plantain.

Granted. But that person would be you.

I wish Maplestory was 3D.

Granted, but you can't play it since you lag from the awesome graphics.

I wish the next person to post is gay. =)

Granted but i mhappy
I wish nexon was competent

Granted, but they turn into monkeys.

I wish I could find a way of ending this thread with an uncorruptable wish....

I granted...what was it again?

I wish for a cookie

Granted, but a bird comes and steals it.

I wish I could find a way of ending this thread with an uncorruptable wish....

Granted, but a bird comes and steals it.

I wish I could find a way of ending this thread with an uncorruptable wish....

Granted... but i rephrased it.

I wish I could find a way of not ending this thread with the most corrupting wish....

i wish the word 'cleric' in my siggy magically turns into the word 'priest'.

Granted but now youre F/P Mage

I wish that Nexon didnt break things.

Granted but now youre F/P Mage

I wish that Nexon didnt break things.

Granted, but then your computer explodes from overheating.

I wish that my food was done.