Smart moment of the day

I walked right into my sliding glass door thinking it was open.....

3rd time this month. Maybe I should put my contacts in once in a while

I wanked to your avatar too.

I wanked to your avatar too.

excuse me kind sir, but please leave the King out of this.... He did nothing to you.

excuse me kind sir, but please leave the King out of this.... He did nothing to you.

There's a lot I wish he'd do to me.

There's a lot I wish he'd do to me.

Like pineapple you in the butt? Yeaaaaaaaa......

Like pineapple you in the butt? Yeaaaaaaaa......

You read my mind.

I want you to pineapple me in the butt too.

What the fucking pineapple @ the last 3 or 4 replys.

I do too.

I don't.

I wanked to the guy in your avatar.

and the guy in mine.

Yeah, he's hot. Thanks.

One day over 9000 years ago I was lying downstairs on my couch in that blissful state between sleep and wakefulness. The room had been invaded by flies and the little pineappleers were flying in circles around my head. There must have been 12-14 of them. At midnight I awoke and swore undying vengeance.

I picked up my mighty slipper, opened the door to the washroom, and lured them in. As soon as they flew in I shut the door to the bathroom and waited for them to land, slamming them with my slipper as they did so. One by one they flew in and did not fly out. By three A.M., the fly scourge had been exterminated, I declared victory and passed out.

Do NOT fly circles around my head at midnight, pineappleers. I will nail you with my slipper, I swear to God.

One day over 9000 years ago I was lying downstairs on my couch in that blissful state between sleep and wakefulness. The room had been invaded by flies and the little pineappleers were flying in circles around my head. There must have been 12-14 of them. At midnight I awoke and swore undying vengeance.

I picked up my mighty slipper, opened the door to the washroom, and lured them in. As soon as they flew in I shut the door to the bathroom and waited for them to land, slamming them with my slipper as they did so. One by one they flew in and did not fly out. By three A.M., the fly scourge had been exterminated, I declared victory and passed out.

Do NOT fly circles around my head at midnight, pineappleers. I will nail you with my slipper, I swear to God.

This man is now my hero! I've actually done the same thing before.

I walked right into my sliding glass door thinking it was open.....

3rd time this month. Maybe I should put my contacts in once in a while

as much as ilu this made me lol

as much as ilu this made me lol

Roxas, where the heck do you get these fucktastic siggys from.

I cut myself.

With a soup can.

I cut myself.

With a soup can.

i did that 10 years ago

got cut right across my face

browsed this site