Smart moment of the day

So, share here your best screwups...

Starting with mine.

So I was here, on my computer, seeing these mosquitoes, all flying around, seeing my veins as a food dispenser. So I went ahead, and started to hunt them, like I always do. After the fifth, I say, "oh hey! That one got behind the laptop! Time to clap it out"

So I did. Without looking. Blind shot.

Also, by doing that, I remembered where I kept my cactus for the last few days...

So yeah, had to get all those stings out of my hands, with me almost starting to laugh like a bloody idiot. I mean, I clapped a CACTUS. You only see that on cartoons :p

Ok, your turn!

I don't think anything tops clapping a cactus.

Smooth move, OP.

I went to the mall, bough a Circle Jerks CD and a Tool shirt, and then I got stuck there only with this really cute girl.

Later I asked her out and she said yes!

I was sure my mom would cook something with no taste and HEALTHY.

Turned out I ate lobster today.

I went to the mall, bough a Circle Jerks CD and a Tool shirt, and then I got stuck there only with this really cute girl.

Later I asked her out and she said yes!

myles is not going to be happy.

also wtp @ bold

lol tool shirt. teehee.

I went to the mall, bough a Circle Jerks CD and a Tool shirt, and then I got stuck there only with this really cute girl.

Later I asked her out and she said yes!

myles is not going to be happy.

also wtp @ bold

lol tool shirt. teehee.

You're a tool.

And don't worry Myles, our love can conquer all!

Dish soap + Dishwasher. Omg so many bubbles...

I forgot the base to my camera, so I had to tape it to my tripod...and right next to me were these state-of-the-art cameras from comcast. I felt like crap...

i was fapping and saying owyeah right when my mom standed behind the door and asked if she could come in.

i was fapping and saying owyeah right when my mom standed behind the door and asked if she could come in.

WE HAVE A WINRAR
/thread

I feel like this thread is turning into a FML.

I hit level 90 with the intention of leaving Kents.
I was wrong.

While doing my hair, I sprayed hairspray, but at the same time, I was about to sneeze. I inhaled and ate some of the spray. I still have the bitter and icky spray taste on my tongue. It has been 6 hours already.

While doing my hair, I sprayed hairspray, but at the same time, I was about to sneeze. I inhaled and ate some of the spray. I still have the bitter and icky spray taste on my tongue. It has been 6 hours already.

I wanked to the guy in your avatar.

and the guy in mine.

That guy is pretty hot.

WE HAVE A WINRAR
/thread

I have that program on my computer.

I do too.

I came.

I walked right into my sliding glass door thinking it was open.....

3rd time this month. Maybe I should put my contacts in once in a while