I found a solution

[color="#cc8899"]Shenanigans, ensue at will (yes, that means you, Gropeth). I found a way to no longer have my Southperrying be interupted by halting traffic flow due to upturned equines on the road, or any similar Shenanigannery. And no, it wasn't blocking you, I find you far too silly and fun to do such a thing. So, I say unto you all, go forth, and copypasta!

tldr: I'm not upset about horses anymore. I was just afraid they would try to have sex with me and kill me.[/COLOR]

But he's dead...

You can try beating a dead horse.

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Saltwater.

But he's dead...

[color="#cc8899"]His cousin Larry the Donkey isn't. And really, I was referring to any Shenanigannery in general, not just Mr. Imgluenow.
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Shawn Johnson is glue now too.

i wonder who liked the movie Waiting besides me @-a.....since it took place in the restaurant Shenanigans