You know your addicted to _ when you _

Thats right, a funhouse game. This is like all those "You know your addicted to mario when you _" or "You know your addicted to pie when you _" threads except, you get to choose what your addicted to.

Rules:
1: Only one "You know your addicted to" per post. We want to keep this alive
2: No "You know your addicted to x when you x x x" It has to be "You know your addicted to x when you a b c"

Ill start. You know your addicted to Zelda when you think wearing red makes you be able to walk through fire, blue makes you be able to breathe underwater, and bracelets allow you to pick heavy stuff up. (Boy that was long)

You know you're addicted to Pokemon when have 6 fully EV trained Pokemon with six 31 IVs, positive natures, and all of them are shiny.

You know you're addicted to Oxygen if you breathe while reading this.

Yeah.

you know you're addicted to papaya when you papaya that papaya.

You know you're addicted to cock when you suck cock like I do.

You know you are addicted to maplestory when you try to summon balrogs on your school bully.
You know you are addicted to maplestory when you see an airplane you yell, "ZOMG FRIEKING HACKAZ!"
You know you are addicted to maplestory when you yell "LEVEL UP!" every hour or so.
You know you are addicted to maplestory when you hold up word bubble signs.
You know you are addicted to maplestory when you pick up rocks whispering ore names silently to yourself... "crystal, shiny...."
Also when u stand in front a door and look up trying to enter like in a portal
xD
You know you are addicted to maplestory when you say, "dark sight!" and run in front of a stampede thinking, "Ha, noobs cant hit me!"
You constantly switch currencies from
dollars/cents to Mesos XD
When ppl piss you off, you
threaten to ks or mass
defame them

never thought or done of anyof those except I said thatll be 5mesos please... i meant 5 dollas

You know your addicted to Team Fortress 2 after you try to rocket jump in Halo 3.

You know you're addicted to writing on this topic when exactly 1/3 of the posts happen to be from you.

You know your addicted to southperry when you frequently say papaya, pinapple, pomegranete, etc. in place of cuss words.

[color="#cc8899"]You know you're addicted to crack when you can't stop abusing it.
Wait...I think I did it wrong...[/COLOR]

You know when your addicted to sleep when you sleep.

wow imma try again

you know you're addicted to f'ag when you f'ag your f'ag.

You know your addicted to Zelda when you paint a crystal black and shove it in your forehead in an attempt to turn into a wolf.

You know you're addicted to Pokemon when have 6 fully EV trained Pokemon with six 31 IVs, positive natures, and all of them are shiny.

You know you're addicted to Pokemon when the above statement is impossible.

Edit: Unless you hacked.

You know your addicted to maplestory when you jump and try to jump while in the air. (thinking you can fj)

You know your addicted to maplestory when you jump and try to jump while in the air. (thinking you can fj)

Thats addicted to assassins.

You know your addicted to pokemon when you throw red and white balls at a bear in an attempt to capture it.

Thats addicted to assassins.

You know your addicted to pokemon when you throw red and white balls at a bear in an attempt to capture it.

I misread that as "beer"

You know you are addicted to Alestorm when you find yourself talking like a pirate and need to make sure you are talking normally before going to work and then double check when you are there.

You know you're addicted to puce when you puce some nice puce.