Fuckin' Megaman!
#1
pineapple yeah!

[YOUTUBE]xDeGpZ3z7js[/YOUTUBE]
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#2
That was fucking ridiculous. <3 megaman
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#3
Whooohooo kickass song! Tongue

Megaman forever! Big Grin
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#4
Devil Wrote:Whooohooo kickass song! Tongue

Megaman forever! Big Grin

Very kickass. I want to download that song! ='(! Frown Poast
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#5
Megaman is a women beater.
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#6
Ryuzaki Wrote:Megaman is a women beater.

=(! Lolol. Rolleyes Poast
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#7
That made me weekend a whole lot better.
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#8
lol megaman
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#9
That was a great waste of time. I'd watch it again.
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#10
(In the year of 200x, a super robot named Megaman
was created. Dr. Light created Megaman
to stop the evil desires of Dr. Wily.
However, after his defeat, Dr. Wily created eight
of his own robots to counter Megaman.)

[COLOR="Blue"]I'm a super fightin robot | from the year 2010
On a quest from Dr. Light | to make the city safe again
See all these robots were created | to make the planet safe
Til Dr. Wily double crossed us | and set fire to the place
Dr. Wily had other plans -to take over this bitch-
Re-programmed my brother | and stole all them shitz
My name is Megaman | on my jet dog Rush
Got a cannon arm for y'all | to keep your mouth shut c'mon[/COLOR]


[COLOR="DimGray"]Ve interrupt your program
Vith terrible news
Dr. Light has been kidnapped by | ...guess who?!
Dr. Wily! | That's who!
I'm comin after you, too!
(wrong)
LOL
You're doomed![/COLOR]


Thanks, Wily! | It's not like I got sh[COLOR="Blue"]it to do...
...why not waste all of my energy | fuckin' with you!?
C'mon rush we gotta go | and save Dr. Light
And then teach Dr. Wily | the wrong from the right[/COLOR]


[COLOR="DarkRed"]Hey bro Proto Man here so what's up
I got 8 of my buddies | built for messin you up
But who cares? I wish I did | but I'm just not built for that bro
I gotta fly... I hope you're ready to go[/COLOR]

(Recharge MF)
(No)
(Not even your mo-)
(Nope)
(Metalman)
[COLOR="Blue"](Uh-uh)
(Don't think so)[/COLOR]


If I'm gonna win | I'll have to upgrade my sh[COLOR="Blue"]it
Remember when I beat 'em | to steal their power chipz
Charge my power beam | when I enter the room
And then: (boom b-b-b-boom boom boom boom boom)
To the windows | to the wall
'til | sweat drips | from my ballz
I'm beatin' ya down
To tha fuckin ground
I got a mega buster for y'all
C'mon[/COLOR][COLOR="DarkSlateGray"]
Metal Man will rock your shit
You're hit | don't you forget it bitch
Throw a saw blade | into your face
Let's face it | you will taste | my razor bladez[/COLOR]
Umm | whatever | you're the first boss b[COLOR="Blue"]itch
I don't even need | a special power | to take your shit[/COLOR]
Yea you're right | I'm no big deal
[COLOR="Blue"]One shot with my arm cannon, | your power's a "steel"
DEAD[/COLOR]


(I'm coming to get you, f[COLOR="Blue"]uckers)[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Sienna"](Stop yourself)
Hey there freak | these freakin woods are mine
The name's Wood Man | have some freakin leaves and vines[/COLOR]
B[COLOR="Blue"]itch I upgraded my cannon | with some metal blades for ya
Fuck "Mega Man" | I'm "The Forest-a-destroyer"(?)[/COLOR]
You'll never get past | my freakin shield of leaves
[COLOR="Blue"]I'm Megaman, punk | don't you know me?
Believe it[/COLOR]
I guess I'll just throw the | freakin thing at your ass
Jump over that sh[COLOR="Blue"]it | then your ass is grass
DEAD[/COLOR]


[COLOR="Blue"]2 down | 6 more to go | beat you in a flash
Bitch there ya-[/COLOR] | FLASH
...ahhh... | [COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]You fool
Flash Man in the house | and I'm breakin' the rules[/COLOR]
No fair | I'm frozen in the air
Time's on my side | no time to spare
[COLOR="Blue"]'bout to shoot these | metal bladez | straight in ya face
Put all of Wily's robots | in their place[/COLOR]
[COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]Leave you there so long you rust
When I'm done | all that'll be left is dust
My time to shine | 'cos I'm better than most
The trendsetter with the | blue suit | you're toast[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Umm... | I got a blue suit too..?
At least I'm not as | silly as you
I'm gonna throw this metal blade | and cut a hole in your ass
I think I'll have my dog Rush | take a picture of that
DEAD[/COLOR]


[COLOR="SeaGreen"]The name is Bubble Man
And I've got somethin' to say...[/COLOR]
DEAD


(I'm not f[COLOR="Blue"]uckin' with you)[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Cyan"]Look up in the sky | it's a bird | it's a plane
It's Air Man, bitch | and I'm bringin' the pain
I got a fan installed | in my grill | no lie
I'm gonna | blow your ass | straight off the map | goodbye[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Beat you | breathe you | make you CO2
Blow all you want | my leaf shield | repels you
So blow me phony
Your whole act's baloney
You don't even pose a threat | I'm not frettin' it homie[/COLOR]
Sh[COLOR="Cyan"]it | I'm as useless as Bubble Man[/COLOR]
Wow that's f[COLOR="Blue"]uckin pathetic | my leaves jammed your fan
DEAD[/COLOR]


I'll sneak up and hit ya | like a f[COLOR="Blue"]uckin' tornado
Puttin' Crash Man in a trash can | like yesterday's tomatos
(C'mon now)
Crashin' the party
It's Mega Man baby
(Mega Man's in tha house)[/COLOR]
Quit messing around
(It's all gravy)
I will f[COLOR="DarkOrange"]uck you up | I'monna fuck you up Mega Man
You can't catch me[/COLOR] | totally total your ass I ain't messin' around
[COLOR="DarkOrange"]I will throw a bomb | and then I'll jump around
What's that sound I hear[/COLOR] | that sh[COLOR="Blue"]it'z the wind | and it's pullin' you down[/COLOR]


[COLOR="Indigo"]I'm Quick Man | dressed in red
I got a yellow boomerang | attached to my head[/COLOR]
Look without the guilt | I'll f[COLOR="Blue"]uckin' drink you in milk
For tryin' to destroy | this planet we built[/COLOR]
Oh c'mon Mega | don't be sour
What I lack with speed | I make up for in | POWER
You can't touch my | turbo skill
[COLOR="Blue"]With the Crash bombz | I'm comin' in for the kill
DEAD[/COLOR]


Anyone got a light? | I need a cigarette
Here ya go bro | B[COLOR="Blue"]itch you're gonna regret-[/COLOR]
[COLOR="DarkRed"]Uhhh... | One more boss | don't forget
I'd love to stay but I gotta jet[/COLOR]


[COLOR="Blue"]'Sup Heat Man | let's do this fast
My platypus-ass brother | just bailed on your ass
It's time to blow bubbles | ...the bad kind though[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Red"]Don't get too close | I might blow
Who knows | what flows | from the earth? | I DO!
I'm gonna spew red goo | all over your shoes
I got a face for radio | and a box for a suit[/COLOR]
Capcom didn't really spend much time on you...
Nope
[COLOR="Blue"]Check it out | I'm tired of you
I gotta get to Light | before his time is through
I got my cannon ready | I got huntin' to do[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Red"]I've got more hot | than a cow has moo
I will | burn you | with my | flame
Zippo is my middle name
I'm done fuckin' around 8-bit clown[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Here's a bubble | have fun 6 feet underground
DEAD[/COLOR]


(Well I'm comin' to get you you German bastard!)
[COLOR="DimGray"]You will never make it through
My fortress Mega Man
I'm takin' over the world
LMFAO[/COLOR]


Sh[COLOR="Blue"]it c'mon Rush | we gotta make it through the castle
Over the ladder | and make it to the battle
Dr. Light needs our help | and the world | needs his genius
Wily | can | suck | a | pe | nis
J-J- | Jump over the roof | charge the cannon and shoot
Come and face me | like a man | you old coop
I'm tired of fightin' robots | and cleanin' up your messes
I'm takin' out the trash | it's time to learn a lesson
So come down to the ground | outta your space ship
Y'ain't got the ballz | 2 b fuckin' with this shit
After I take you | I'll rip outchya brain
They won't even | remember your name
C'mon
Ya fuckin' meanie | ya 10 lb weenie
To get the world | you'll hafta go through me
My name is Mega Man | you can call me "Rock"
'Cos I'll be rockin' ur shit | up and down the block
And that's how we roll[/COLOR]
Need my help? | [COLOR="Blue"]Nuhuh
Get back in the kitchen | shit is under control
It's a man's world baby | don't be flashin' ya vag
Here's my back hand bitch | you got a probm with that
(Uhhnnnn)
Saw blade the Mecha Dragon | I just won't quit
Quick boomerang the Gutz Dozer | hit the switch
Mega Man MF | and I'm rockin' this bitch[/COLOR]


[COLOR="DimGray"]Mega Man!!! | You're right on time!
I will annihilate you | once and for all! | You're mine![/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]I'll shoot you down from the sky | You'll never take me alive
Withese metal blades I'm packin' | You'll die that's no lie[/COLOR]
[COLOR="DimGray"]Join us Mega Man | we could take over this place
Dominate the human race | face it you could always be replaced[/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]You old geezer | I'll take your old ass down any day
You'll never be | as smart as | Dr. Light is | anyway[/COLOR]
[COLOR="DimGray"]You're artificial Mega Man | what do you care?
I'll tear the world apart without you | I hope you're prepared![/COLOR]
W[COLOR="Blue"]TF?
You're an alien? | Ya gotta be kiddin' me...
You nutsack don't fight back | I'll embarrass you E.T.[/COLOR]
[COLOR="SlateGray"]Dr. Wily phone home | ...I do love Reese's...
You're nothing but a thesis! | I'll blow you to pieces![/COLOR]
[COLOR="Blue"]Check it out | here's my (bubble) | I'm done with you crazy
Now get on your knees | and cry like a lady
DEAD

Yer mother[/COLOR]
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#11
Okay, I really enjoyed that. lol
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#12
Haha, I saw this on Basil.

EPIC STUFF. My favourite parts are the beginning and the Air Man part.
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#13
Ok I watched this again and it's even more amazing now.
I've memorized it though which is sad.
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#14
"wtp?
You're an alien? | Ya gotta be kiddin' me..."

Took the words right outta my mouth.
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#15
"This video has been removed by the user"

...Sad?
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#16
SuperMario64 Wrote:"This video has been removed by the user"

...Sad?

T_T Was it because I copy-pasta'd the lyrics? T_T
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