2008-07-18, 08:22 AM
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Congratulations iiMarik
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2008-07-18, 12:13 PM
iiMarik Wrote:o_o I had just come back from the Dark Knight when I posted that, I apologize. I just wanted to make a relevant joke.
2008-07-18, 12:56 PM
The Banhammer is an ancient sacred weapon used by the chinchilla god. It squishes spammers and trolls with a satisfying thud... and can also be used in the kitchen, if you don't mind building a new kitchen afterwards.
2008-07-18, 03:09 PM
I tried building a shelf with the Banhammer once but every time I went to pound the nail in, the boards shattered into pieces, then started on fire. I also tried to use it to put a nail in my wall to hang up a picture. Now I can park my car in my living room without a problem.
2008-07-18, 04:06 PM
WandererWillow Wrote:I tried building a shelf with the Banhammer once but every time I went to pound the nail in, the boards shattered into pieces, then started on fire. I also tried to use it to put a nail in my wall to hang up a picture. Now I can park my car in my living room without a problem. You, sir, have clearly figured out the original intended purpose of the banhammer as laid down in scripture by the chinchilla gods. |
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