I say my good chaps.

Well, well.

I don't speak British. Sorry. :<

How dare you sir?! You stereotyping fiend; have you no knowledge of the world outside your own?!

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You're not going to hear anybody from the UK that speaks like that. Also, writing like we do up there is more like a rich sophisticated bastard.

I see what you did there..

Good show old bean good show.

Why this new monocle is quite marvelous! I must have jeeves buy me several of them.
And buy several hundred shares of their stock as well! It is a rather good show indeed!

Good sir, I have a request. I see better out of my right eye, might you fix one for me?
And my friend is an examiner, so he has asked me to request from you for one with both eyes. Can you help him?

Why yes good ole' chap, tally hoe.
How are the colonies I ask, oh you do say?
That is quite the let down my good sir,
the white man's burden is revolting you say?
No no, not good all.

Ah, good evening fellows! I would have arrived at this gathering much earlier, but alas, I was busy doing else. I am also in schedule to be elsewhere soon, so I have not much time. Cookies, anyone?

That would be delightful!

The British are coming, the British are coming!

*Looks up for a little bit and then goes back to sipping tea*

The British are coming, the British are coming!

I'll put the kettle on, shall I?

My good men, we were already here!
And yes sir RDal, do please settle the kettle!

Good day gentlemen. How may I be of service to you?

SCV good to go sir!

Pineappling awesome, it is!

Hah!

I'm afraid I find your tone rather vulgar.

Pineappling awesome, it is!

Hah!

I'll have you know that some are offended greatly by the spiked fruit! Have you ever tried to eat a pineapple without cutting it? I know many who have!

Pineappling awesome, it is!

Hah!

I'm afraid you'll have to leave the meeting if you don't improve your behaviour, sir. There is no place for vulgarisms in this room. And if you excuse me, I'll go get a cup of tea.

I simply adore 's. I think I might go buy one. Might it make friends with my bearded dragon? That would be splendid!

I dare say this thread doesn't have enough cheese and crackers...

Shall I go get the tea? Any requests good chaps?

Wine, cheese, snails, and FAIL.

I am in a ticklish mood for escargot... anyone want some?