I say my good chaps.

I say old bean we'll have a jolly good time.

Marmalade.

Maybe someone could, dare I say it, tell a story of danger and intrigue... Oh my!

Since you were the one who came up with such a fine idea I do think you should be the one to tell such a riveting story.

Good golly, I'll get the tea and scones. Raspberry or strawberry jam?

Since you were the one who came up with such a fine idea I do think you should be the one to tell such a riveting story.

I digress, I'm such a white-collar worker, my adventures couldn't possibly be impressive.

Unless you count that one time with the pillows, hooks, cookies and sperm whales... but alas I've said too much on that one already...

Good golly, I'll get the tea and scones. Raspberry or strawberry jam?

They're both so wonderful, I normally wouldn't be able to decide. But I feel in a particularly ticklish mood for raspberry...

Would you all care for a spot of tea?

I digress, I'm such a white-collar worker, my adventures couldn't possibly be impressive.

Unless you count that one time with the pillows, hooks, cookies and sperm whales... but alas I've said too much on that one already...

Please, do continue sir.

Would you all care for a spot of tea?

Of course, Madam.

Would you all care for a spot of tea?

Two sugar cubes and a dollop of cream, madame.

I feel the need to re-enact it then, my fellows. Join me as we take off for lands unknown? But you must not forget the mime-repellent spray, as they are quite atrocious over yonder.

I never leave my home without it. Where does your story take us first?

To the quaint town of Shiningpaper town. Of course, to get there, we must first pass through the valley of man-eating pumpkins. But they're not so scary once you catch them with their seeds out.

I do believe some of the young hooligans in other locales need quite the comeuppance. That, and more puce.

Ah! some bit of sporty rivalry! I like your style, gentlemen! But I'll stick with my own eyewear.

Ah! some bit of sporty rivalry! I like your style, gentlemen! But I'll stick with my own eyewear.

[color="#cc8899"]I believe a compromise can be reached, just give me a minute chaps.

Right, here we are
I present to you, the Moggle.[/COLOR]

Ah! some bit of sporty rivalry! I like your style, gentlemen! But I'll stick with my own eyewear.

There is no such rivalry my dear friend, this thread is about how we are doing in the stockmarket.

And I would like to add on. + =

[color="#cc8899"]I believe a compromise can be reached, just give me a minute chaps.

Right, here we are
I present to you, the Moggle.[/COLOR]

I must say that isn't half bad.

I say, gentlemen! Have you all gone quite nutty this fine evening? I daresay that it is rather unwise to tell a story of danger and intrigue without a spot of the rarest of champagnes! Jeeves, fetch me my highest quality bottle of Richidrinkijuici if you would be so kind as to do so!

There is no such rivalry my dear friend, this thread is about how we are doing in the stockmarket.

I must say, some healthy competition can't be bad, can it?

Well, well.

I don't speak British. Sorry. :<