My pants will answer everything.

They will

Perhaps I need to inspect your pants?
Let me in there.

Only one customer at a time, sir.

How about one exception?
Your pants, party for two?

Sure, why not. It may be crowded in there, though

Oh that's fine!
Do you like it shaken, or stirred?

*blinks.
*knocks CDFA unconcious
*takes off pants
*runs away

S>Pants that answer everything.

B> Bishop to res me 1mil.]

*and I like it grinded*