I'll answer everything.

Anc ouy peaks igp atinl?

Ouyay oingday itay ongwray.

Zombies are portrayed in many different ways in all kinds of media;

Slow vs Fast.

Flesh eating vs just killing.

Normal vs super human.

Brainless vs Intelligent.

But my question is this: how many times is the letter 'e' in this post?

I met a butterfly the other day.
I was just relaxing in the yard when a monarch butterfly flew over and landed on my finger. I asked it what it wanted.
And it said: "Bring back 80's speed metal."

Was I visited by an angel that day?

Are you gellin'?

Sure, bro.

I misphrased that. Which type of game do you like best, CTF, Payload, or Control Point?

-Control Point would be my choice.

If:
Poop = ?
? = 7
7 = 25
25 = 100000000
3535345354 = ?

Then:
? + ? + ? + ? + ? + ? = _____

The result is a potato salad. Miracles of math.

Anc ouy peaks igp atinl?

I anc od ti ryou ywa, pparentlya.

Ouyay oingday itay ongwray.

Eryvay uchmay ppreciattedaay.

Zombies are portrayed in many different ways in all kinds of media;

Slow vs Fast.

Flesh eating vs just killing.

Normal vs super human.

Brainless vs Intelligent.

But my question is this: how many times is the letter 'e' in this post?

20, including , 18 without. I hope my wise words guide you in your journey.

I met a butterfly the other day.
I was just relaxing in the yard when a monarch butterfly flew over and landed on my finger. I asked it what it wanted.
And it said: "Bring back 80's speed metal."

Was I visited by an angel that day?

No. It was just a drunk butterfly. Angels ask for opera, classic music, and similar stuff.

- Who's the scary girl in CJScarlet's avatar? D:

- When will Tespia open? XD

- Do you like pie? (dunno if it was already asked)

- Do you like Italy?

- What's the name of the guy in this video? XD

[youtube]G7oGx2dImE8[/youtube]

 Spoiler

If a ninja came into your house and raped you, then revealed that it was a female that was omfg hot, what would you do?

Wave 3:

 Spoiler

Can you dig it?
What is 10 to the power of 10 to the power of 100?
What does "Shabba dabba ding dong doong" mean?
How many manga do you read, if any?
Where is orihalcum first mentioned?
What is my favorite flavor of pie?
How does the earth spin?
Why do I turn my head right round, right round?
15 men are in a room; what will happen?
A. Gay *** party.
B. Beerfest!
C. Inviting girls over and straight *** party.
D. Play video games all night (quite unlikely).
On a scale from 1 to 10, what is my foot?
If two men have *** and produce a baby, what is the square root of 256?
What are the chances of an alien invasion within the next 100 years?
Where does "I'm gonna **** **** **** ***** your ****** **** **** ***** ***** in a ***** **** *** * **** **** soup and ***** **** **** ******* *** *** tear off your ***** *** and stick it on your ****** ****** so you'll have to **** sideways!" come from?
Can you throw a can over a can into a can of people doing the Can-Can?
Ancay Ouyay Peaksay Luentfay Igpay Atinlay?
Do you like your lopadotemakhoselakhogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakekhymenokikhlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptokephalliokigklopeleiolagōiosiraiobaphētraganopterýgōn fried ir raw?
Do you have pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism?
Are you an antidisestablishmentarianism?
Are you friends with Don Juan Nepomuceno de Burionago-natotorecagageazcoecha?
Do you want to visit Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn-drobwllllandyssiliogogogoch?
Are you going to use any chloroxynaphthalic acid to make a shirt dyed with nitrophenylenediamine?
Are you performing a hepaticoholangiocholecystenterstomies anytime soon?
Are the hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian words getting to you?
THE END?

 Spoiler

Yes. Duh.

If Fiel is a chinchilla and Isaac is an encyclopedia, what kind of alloy are you?

And why does Combattente think my avatar is scary?

Where does "I'm gonna **** **** **** ***** your ****** **** **** ***** ***** in a ***** **** *** * **** **** soup and ***** **** **** ******* *** *** tear off your ***** *** and stick it on your ****** ****** so you'll have to **** sideways!" come from?

I KNOW!1i

If Fiel is a chinchilla and Isaac is an encyclopedia, what kind of alloy are you?

And why does Combattente think my avatar is scary?

No, your avatar isn't scary..

Whats taking so long to anwser?

Snake? SNAKE?!

I'm disappointed now. Alloy still hasn't replied us!

-When nobody asks anything, it'll die. Either that, or I die first.

Guess he was wrong there?

- Who's the scary girl in CJScarlet's avatar? D:

- When will Tespia open? XD

- Do you like pie? (dunno if it was already asked)

- Do you like Italy?

- What's the name of the guy in this video? XD

[youtube]G7oGx2dImE8[/youtube]

-Serena William's true form.
-IT IS OPEN. Only for crabs, currently, though. Wait for the human turn
-Asked. I do. Pie pie.
-Heck yeah! Even if it's only because they are responsible for PIZZA.
-Fredderick Johanson.

 Spoiler

If a ninja came into your house and raped you, then revealed that it was a female that was omfg hot, what would you do?

Reveal her that I was actually a pirate, and rape her back in a thankful manner.

Wave 3:

 Spoiler

Can you dig it?
What is 10 to the power of 10 to the power of 100?
What does "Shabba dabba ding dong doong" mean?
How many manga do you read, if any?
Where is orihalcum first mentioned?
What is my favorite flavor of pie?
How does the earth spin?
Why do I turn my head right round, right round?
15 men are in a room; what will happen?
A. Gay *** party.
B. Beerfest!
C. Inviting girls over and straight *** party.
D. Play video games all night (quite unlikely).
On a scale from 1 to 10, what is my foot?
If two men have *** and produce a baby, what is the square root of 256?
What are the chances of an alien invasion within the next 100 years?
Where does "I'm gonna **** **** **** ***** your ****** **** **** ***** ***** in a ***** **** *** * **** **** soup and ***** **** **** ******* *** *** tear off your ***** *** and stick it on your ****** ****** so you'll have to **** sideways!" come from?
Can you throw a can over a can into a can of people doing the Can-Can?
Ancay Ouyay Peaksay Luentfay Igpay Atinlay?
Do you like your lopadotemakhoselakhogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakekhymenokikhlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptokephalliokigklopeleiolagōiosiraiobaphētraganopterýgōn fried ir raw?
Do you have pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism?
Are you an antidisestablishmentarianism?
Are you friends with Don Juan Nepomuceno de Burionago-natotorecagageazcoecha?
Do you want to visit Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrn-drobwllllandyssiliogogogoch?
Are you going to use any chloroxynaphthalic acid to make a shirt dyed with nitrophenylenediamine?
Are you performing a hepaticoholangiocholecystenterstomies anytime soon?
Are the hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian words getting to you?
THE END?

 Spoiler

Yes. Duh.

-YESH.
-An elephant
-"Yours truly"
-Is Dr McNinja Manga?
-It was never mentioned. Everything has been an illusion. The fact that I'm answering is an illusion, too.
-Cardboard pie
-God's playing billiards with us. That was a great move.
-Spin it right round, baby, right round.
-None of the above: OKTOBERFEST. But gets closer to B, yeah.
-A 10. Magnificent, I must say.
-16. Why would it change?
-More likely than you think. Free Alien check! Click here.
-From ***** ** ****** ******.
-Of course you can. Finding the situation is an amazing feat, though.
-Uhm... yes.
-OH yes! I specially love its taste of chicken.
-I've been running tests for that, but afortunately, I'm free of it.
-No, I'm not. Now, apologize to my mother.
-No. But I'd like to meet him.
-That doesn't exist, you silly. But I'd love to visit it.
-Wouldn't that make the shirt evaporate?
-Never. I'm too traditional.
-They are fantastic.
-You will answer yourself in a close future in the shape of a Spoiler.

If Fiel is a chinchilla and Isaac is an encyclopedia, what kind of alloy are you?

And why does Combattente think my avatar is scary?

-Titanium and aluminium alloy. Gotta love that mix.
-Well, it IS scary D:

I KNOW!1i

I ANSWERED FIRST! HA!

No, your avatar isn't scary..

Dammit.

Whats taking so long to anwser?

Snake? SNAKE?!

SNAAAAAAKE!

I'm disappointed now. Alloy still hasn't replied us!

Wait, what?

Guess he was wrong there?

Ah, about that, I died and resurrected. I was confused as if having died I should have stopped replying, but then I noticed I was only AWAY FROM MY COMPUTER FOR THE WEEKEND.

Aluminum. [fright]HA! NO QUESTION AGAIN![/fright]

I herd u liek mudkipz?

Aluminum. [fright]HA! NO QUESTION AGAIN![/fright]

Aluminium.

Whats your deepest regret in life?

Aluminum. [fright]HA! NO QUESTION AGAIN![/fright]

*Shakes fist*

I herd u liek mudkipz?

LOLWUT?

Aluminium.

High five!

Whats your deepest regret in life?

Thanks for bringing that up again :p

Thanks for bringing that up again :p

Poop.