Maplestory filosophy

Ok so every now and then some comparissons of maple with real life pop up in my head during convo´s and I seem to get positive responses to them, so another idea popped up in my head, how about we all post our maple filosophystical thoughts here for teh lols
They dont need to be all serious all the time but a mix of serious and funny ones sounds good.


its kinda late now so I dont remember all of the `thoughts´ I´ve come up with yet but here are 2 I´d like to start off with.

GM's are like god, they dont listen to you but you can still idolise them and ask them for favours you know wont be granted.

Training without a charms is like f(..)cking without a condom.

Let me post some deeper ones later






Please post your lines and comment on others

Playing a white knight is like setting your balls on fire...


It looks good on youtube, and it makes you practically unique... but why the hell would you want to?

2x EXP is Maple on steroids. Keep clean kids.

Being a Dexless Sin who KSes everybodies maps is like that guy in the movie theater who won't shut the pineapple up...

He's doing it either cause he wants to, or cause he can't control it.. and it annoys the pomegranate out of everyone.

Sex is like hitting 99k damage, it only lasts a few seconds.

Sex is like hitting 99k damage, it only lasts a few seconds.

I sure hope it doesn't last a few seconds in all cases...

Well,
the climax.
But 99k damage doesn't leave you with wowdidisrslydothat memories.
Or well
maybe
IDK, never actually hit 99k.