Why Do Women Suck Dicks?

but why would anyone suck his own plantain.....so disgusting and everything

Hey there

Work on your flexibility. There is actually an entire porn fetish related to a dude sucking his own plantain, go figure.

If I found anyone doing that, I'd kick that person so hard that he'd bite his own plantain off.

Big dicks are ugly.

If I saw anyone doing that, I'd kick the person so he'd bite his own plantain off.

You would say something like that wouldn't you.

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Pure BS.

Little dicks are ugly

Corrected.

Hurp da derpa derp.

Derp.

Yes.

Work on your flexibility. There is actually an entire porn fetish related to a dude sucking his own plantain, go figure.

I think I will stick with my hand, sir.

I've got people for such issues. :3

My pee pee is so buff that veins pop out of it

I think I will stick with my hand, sir.

I rather stick with my talking vagina that lives with me over my hand.

I think the actual answer is "because she wants a new shoes"

Yes.

I think the actual answer is "because she wants a new shoes"

This.

I think the actual answer is "because she wants a new shoes"

Always the answer

:O