Don't let this thread reach page four.

I'll explain why...

Recently I have created a device on the internet to allow me to teleport through one's computer to directly punch them in the face for some idiotic posts on certain forums.

But something went wrong, I somehow misunderstood something and caused the device to malfunction. This malfunction was starting to combine certain parts of the internet together. YouTube combining with Redtube, Worldofwarcraft combing with Guild Wars, Hello Kitty combing with some random porn star. But worst of all, Sleepywood and Basilmarket are combing as we speak, fusing into a monster made of people and retarded illogical posts. If this monster creeps over and out of the internet, we are doomed as a race forever!

Lucky, I have manage to hold off this monster from growing with a can of Pringles and some topics to keep their head spinning over fake content with a new device. Fat kids love Pringles.

In order to keep the device from running, I needed a power source. I decided to use the Funhouse of Southperry, a great source of energy. Weither it be some stupid post or a troll fest, or some random ass game that no one understands, it works.

All you guys do is need to keep this topic on page 1 of the topic listing, that means keep on posting. I will need a massive amount of energy, so this thread needs to stay up here til June 1st, 2009.

Please help me! Start posting...

I don't think this thread is really appropriate for the forum boards. He mentions Redtube which is a pornographic website that is inappropriate for many of the posters here who are under age to view such sites.

I don't think this thread is really appropriate for the forum boards.

What are you, mad?!

If we don't stop the stupidity, then we will all die from a nuclear war.

Usually stupidity would implode on itself, somehow this level of stupidity has gone through a quantum leap, allowing it to oddly grow...

Eventually, it will reap over the land, and politicians will become stupider, as it isn't bad enough. Then they'll start pushing big red buttons.

I don't think this thread is really appropriate for the forum boards. He mentions Redtube which is a pornographic website that is inappropriate for many of the posters here who are under age to view such sites.

LOL impersonating.

inb4spamfest

I don't think this thread is really appropriate for the forum boards. He mentions Redtube which is a pornographic website that is inappropriate for many of the posters here who are under age to view such sites.

Thanks for the info, bro.

Sage

I don't think this thread is really appropriate for the forum boards. He mentions Redtube which is a pornographic website that is inappropriate for many of the posters here who are under age to view such sites.

If you didn't mention that, no one would know.

At first I thought you meant page two as in 2 pages of comments.

I always wanted to save the world

At first I thought you meant page two as in 2 pages of comments.

Yeah, me too.

I always wanted to save the world

Too bad, because as of 8:46 PM PST, I am saving the world.

Too bad, because as of 8:46 PM PST, I am saving the world.

What?

So, if I post, I'm contributing to the world?

Yay!~
-Goes to sleep-

I don't think this thread is really appropriate for the forum boards. He mentions Redtube which is a pornographic website that is inappropriate for many of the posters here who are under age to view such sites.

As long as the porn there isn't posted here, it doesn't really matter if the website is mentioned.

Knowing about porn and knowing porn are two different things.

What?

Why?

As long as the porn there isn't posted here, it doesn't really matter if the website is mentioned.

Knowing about porn and knowing porn are two different things.

This thread needs more pr0n.

Oh god! DON'T let Sleepywood and Basil combine. Who knows what horrors will be unleashed from a Mr. AduraBasil mutant.

Basidura

Knowing about porn and knowing porn are two different things.

I don't see the difference at all...

This thread needs more pr0n.

Please.

I don't see the difference at all...

Knowing where to get porn and looking at porn are two different things.

At least that is how I interpreted it.

Knowing where to get porn and looking at porn are two different things.

At least that is how I interpreted it.

It's very likely that ppl that know where to get porn, will get porn.