What would you do when Zombies attacked?

Maybe he is that desperate....

Possibly. Then again, who wouldn't want to see us doin it?

Possibly. Then again, who wouldn't want to see us doin it?

I can put on quite a show

omg, we could be the richest people in the post-apocalyptic world! Charge people admission to watch! 5 dollars!

They'd get at least an hour and a half of entertainment, sounds like a fair deal

Maybe he is that desperate....

No, just that easily amused.

Are these the typical slow, dimwitted zombies, or the "modern" fast, demonic zombies?

For the first, I would grab this metal rod in my closet that I hang clothes from (it's about 8 ft long, steel, hollow) and beat the pomegranate out of them, impale them, or simply push them into an upturned lawnmower.

For the second, I would say pineapple it all and just let them kill me (I don't have any weapon in my house serious enough to take out more than maybe one or two).

Read and Follow this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Zombie_Survival_Guide

I'll spam heal.

Stock up on melee weaponry in case the few guns and or long range weaponry I have fails me or runs out.

I would attempt to organize with family and friends if possible and find some of the strongest standing fortification like structures across town or the city and hold up. I would also attempt to see if there was any possible way to grow food and or take some from groceries and whatnot.

Though, this is all off the top of my head from reading World War Z. Alas, I never got around to reading the Zombie Survival guide however, I'm sure I'm close to the mark more or less a few steps in surviving a zombie attack.

I can put on quite a show

omg, we could be the richest people in the post-apocalyptic world! Charge people admission to watch! 5 dollars!

They'd get at least an hour and a half of entertainment, sounds like a fair deal

Well, wouldn't it be more than an hour and a half... I mean we would have to keep doing it to keep making life.

$5 for that entertainment? I'd totally pay it. Good thing I'd be the one partaking in it haha.

Run to the nearest gunshop and blow all the ammo hunting zombies.

Then I'd grab a car and drive away as fast as possible

Run to the nearest gunshop and blow all the ammo hunting zombies.

Then I'd grab a car and drive away as fast as possible

I think the zombies are all over the place... btw I think sams club is next to wal-mart and they have these freezers you can go inside to restock food, I would totally run in one of those and get out to get food and stuff when needed.

Lets see, I would "borrow" my neighbor's Van and then drive to the market where I would stock up on food. (If there are Zombies inside the market I would just drive the car into the market). Then I would proceed to the nearest gun shop and load up on ammo and guns for various situations. Then I would try to find some place that is secure enough for me, which is most likely the foothills near my house. After I secure a place I can drive back into town when I need supplies.

kill em with my mums silverware cutlery >=)

Hmm, besides panic I would probably get a van(My uncle has one), get my friends and family and some food/water and some seeds to plant food, get some guns/axes/bats, and either camp out in the basement of an amunitions store or in the mountains.