Lets Writes An Epic Story

nce upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters.

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. Unfortunately Pikdum realized that the genie doesn't know how to grant any of the wishes. Instead the genie chopped off Pikdums arms and replaced Pikdums arms with levitational rocket launchers with infinite amo. Pikdum then killed the genie.

Unce upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Heneseys. A boy hears of this tragic news, this boy's name was

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Heneseys. A boy hears of this tragic news, this boy's name was Joe. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Heneseys. A boy hears of this tragic news, this boy's name was Joe. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave.

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Heneseys. A boy hears of this tragic news, this boy's name was Joe. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pukdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole.

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Heneseys. A boy hears of this tragic news, this boy's name was Joe. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pukdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assasinated by

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Heneseys. A boy hears of this tragic news, this boy's name was Joe. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pukdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assasinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas.

Sorry, the typos and horrible grammar were bothering me.

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other.

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other. Then the vampires from Twilight comes and tries to drink the blood but is killed by everyone in the world because Twilight sucks. =) Every one of the books gets burned and people run out into the streets singing "Halleluah". After that, a dexless sin walks by and

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other. Then the vampires from Twilight comes and tries to drink the blood but is killed by everyone in the world because Twilight sucks. =) Every one of the books gets burned and people run out into the streets singing "Halleluah". After that, a dexless sin walks by and starts bragging about all his gach-earned gear. He then begins kill stealing and looting you, when

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other. Then the vampires from Twilight comes and tries to drink the blood but is killed by everyone in the world because Twilight sucks. =) Every one of the books gets burned and people run out into the streets singing "Halleluah". After that, a dexless sin walks by and searches through the pile of books to find one remaining copy. He thinks, "OMG EDWARD IS SO DREAMY" and starts licking the book and then

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other. Then the vampires from Twilight comes and tries to drink the blood but is killed by everyone in the world because Twilight sucks. =) Every one of the books gets burned and people run out into the streets singing "Halleluah". After that, a dexless sin walks by and searches through the pile of books to find one remaining copy. He thinks, "OMG EDWARD IS SO DREAMY" and starts licking the book and then the cullen family comes out of the book 10 times as powerful, kill

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other. Then the vampires from Twilight comes and tries to drink the blood but is killed by everyone in the world because Twilight sucks. =) Every one of the books gets burned and people run out into the streets singing "Halleluah". After that, a dexless sin walks by and searches through the pile of books to find one remaining copy. He thinks, "OMG EDWARD IS SO DREAMY" and starts licking the book and then the cullen family comes out of the book 10 times as powerful, and kill all dexless sins because they're a big pain in the

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other. Then the vampires from Twilight comes and tries to drink the blood but is killed by everyone in the world because Twilight sucks. =) Every one of the books gets burned and people run out into the streets singing "Halleluah". After that, a dexless sin walks by and searches through the pile of books to find one remaining copy. He thinks, "OMG EDWARD IS SO DREAMY" and starts licking the book and then the cullen family comes out of the book 10 times as powerful, and kill all dexless sins because they're a big pain in the muffins.Then Latios comes out and saves the day and then he goes into the forest with Latias and o.o

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other. Then the vampires from Twilight comes and tries to drink the blood but is killed by everyone in the world because Twilight sucks. =) Every one of the books gets burned and people run out into the streets singing "Halleluah". After that, a dexless sin walks by and searches through the pile of books to find one remaining copy. He thinks, "OMG EDWARD IS SO DREAMY" and starts licking the book and then the cullen family comes out of the book 10 times as powerful, and kill all dexless sins because they're a big pain in the muffins.Then Latios comes out and saves the day and then he goes into the forest with Latias and o.o add a bed, subtract their clothes, divide their legs, and multiply, and soon enough, out comes

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other. Then the vampires from Twilight comes and tries to drink the blood but is killed by everyone in the world because Twilight sucks. =) Every one of the books gets burned and people run out into the streets singing "Halleluah". After that, a dexless sin walks by and searches through the pile of books to find one remaining copy. He thinks, "OMG EDWARD IS SO DREAMY" and starts licking the book and then the cullen family comes out of the book 10 times as powerful, and kill all dexless sins because they're a big pain in the ass

Once upon a time there was a group of mudkips. These mudkips had no trainers because nobody wanted them, so they created Mudkip Land. They would train themselves so hard until they leveled into Marshtomps. Only the best became Swamperts. The less fortunate mudkips who could not evolve were forced to become servants and apprentices to the Swamperts, eagerly obeying every order and performing every menial task given to them in the hopes that they would gain enough experience to one day level up and become just like their masters. But then, a disaster happened.
Mudkip Land blew up.
All the mudkips were killed, except one named Pikdum the Versalian Mudkip.He had no friends and was really stupid. But, he had a whole storehouse full of: peanuts
So he used those peanuts to build himself a raft, which he then used to sail to Mirage Island, where he was treated with Martinis by the local Wynauts. Which just happened to be more socially inept than himself. So Pikdum felt right at home.
One day Pikdum decided to go out to the Cupcake Forest where he found Lord Branch Face, the sacred genie tree. The tree would grant him 2 wishes. Pikdum had used one wish to wish for Pikachu Prostitutes and the other to wish for two more wishes. With his 3rd wish, he wished to become one of the Crimsonwood Keep Twisted Masters. And with that wish granted, he became Elohssa, the twisted master of sheer idiocy.
He soon destroyed half of Crimsonwood Keep, with his magical water power, and was executed by a mysteious higher power pikachu.
Somewhere in Henesys, A boy named Joe hears of this tragic news. Joe hated Pikdum because Pikdum killed his parents, so Joe went to dance on Pikdum's grave.
So Pikdum killed Joe. Then Pikdum peed on his grave. Then as Pikdum walked away he tripped into a plot hole. Joe came back to life and killed Pikdum... and the rest of the Pokemon in the world. After that he became an evil, ugly, lonely dictator and renamed himself Adura. Adura, after 3 years of ruling, was assassinated by a blue eyes white dragon. Then the blue eyes was eaten by an army of chinchillas. The army of chinchillas then became cannabilistic and started devouring each other. Then the vampires from Twilight comes and tries to drink the blood but is killed by everyone in the world because Twilight sucks. =) Every one of the books gets burned and people run out into the streets singing "Halleluah". After that, a dexless sin walks by and searches through the pile of books to find one remaining copy. He thinks, "OMG EDWARD IS SO DREAMY" and starts licking the book and then the cullen family comes out of the book 10 times as powerful, and kill all dexless sins because they're a big pain in the ass.
As he kills the "sins" he reads twilight. Becoming one with his inner pineappleer he begins to feel emotions towards his fellow males. Once he had finished killing off all of the assassins, he decided to set up a date with a gigolo.