April Fools 2k9

Amazing... I left SW for some reasons. It sucks. I love here.

(Now I wonder is it Issac who are using those 3 Forum Accounts. *Stare*)

I'm not that good. xD

just 1 though, just 1. :p

Amazing... I left SW for some reasons. It sucks. I love here.

(Now I wonder is it Issac who are using those 3 Forum Accounts. *Stare*)

Yah, I'd love to know who were impersonating who. Whoever did Adura did a bang-up job.

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/unseriousness off

/seriousness on

Wow. There's only one thing I can say about this.

[SIZE="7"]You guys are all cunts.[/SIZE]

Yes. Even more of cunts than those cunts at BS Market and MapleTit. Seriously.

I hope you all go suffer terrible rapings and tourtures like how they do on Bible Black. Yes, that includes the futa rape, seduction, and decapitation. I think even people like you all and Mr. Basilass and Stephen the MapleTit Girl Solicitor do all of that. Perhaps you should taste a bit of that medicine for once.

wOW GUYS, REALLY?/

i THOUGHT I COULD FIND A HOME HERE AT SOUTHPERRY, I REALLY DID. FIEL YOU MAY BE A FURRY BUT YOU'RE ONE COOL CAT WHO I KNEW NOT TO F(UCK WITH. UNForTUNATELY MAGUS, THE SAME STATEMENT DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU AND I BLAME YOU FOR WHAT SOUTHPERRY HAS BECOME. THEN00B, YourR ANIMATIONS MAY BE COOL AND ALL BUT WHEN I COMPARED ONE OF YOUR DICKGIRL CREATIONS TO YOUR SISTER IN LAW, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT THAT FAR? FOR A GU Y WHO BRAGS ABOUT HIS $1,000 SOUNDSYSTEM THAT SURROUNDS HIS COMPUTER, I WOULD'VE ASSUMED YOU'VE BROWSED THE INTERBUTTS ENOUGH TO HAVE THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF HUMOR. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SOUTHPERRY IS FULL OF COLORFUL PO STS WITH LITTLE ANIME GIRLS IN THE BACKROUND. I EVEN DONATeD $5 TO THIS SHIT FORUM IN HOPES OF SOMETHING COOL BUT ALL I GOT WAS A FUCKING RED NAME. RED LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA ADURA, YOU FUCK.>

DON'T EVEn GET ME STARTED ON WHITEASICE. YOU'VE GOT A DISGUSTING PAIR OF TITS ANd A VAGINA FLOPPIER THAN LAURY'S DOG'S ASSCHEEKS. I DON'T NE ED YOUR FEMINIST, HOLY-THAN-THOU OUTLOOK THAT ONLY EXISTS ON THE TIP OF YOUR SHE-plantain SUR ROUNDING EACH OF MY POSTS WITH SHITFILLED SUGGESTIONS. YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, BECAUSE UNLESS A WOMAN LIKE YOU IS IN THE KITCHEN OR THE BEDROOM, I'vE GOT A PROBLEM. WE ALL KNOW THAT'S ALL THEY'RE GOOD AT. COOKING, CLEANING.. STUFF THAT MEN LIKE THE STALLIONS OF SOUTHPERRY SHOULDN'T GIVE HALF A SHIT ABOUT. WHY SHOULD I GET MY HANDS DIRTY WHEN SOME FORUM-RAISED b(ITCH LIKE YOU COULD DO IT FOR mE? YOU TALK ABOUT EQUAL RIGHTS ON SLEEPYWOOD, BUT I DO N'T SEE YOU FIgHTING FOR THE SAME PRICES ON CAR INSURANCE/ BUT YOU THINK GIrL SPROTS ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS GUYS? STICK TO CHEERLEADING YOU INFRACTION HAPPY plum, THE WNBA NETS YOU LESS THAN THE LAZY-EYED KID AT MCDONALDS. INSTEAD OF "DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT", YOU SHOULD BE SAYING "WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASED TO SEE ME IN THIs?". DON'T PUT YOUR OWN STANDARDS BEFORE MY OWN; CHANCES A RE THERE'S NOT A F RESH PIE ON THE TABLE, GET OVER YOUR EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN AND START BAKING LIKE A GOOD HORNY B(ITCH. WOMEN IN GENERAL WAS THE BIGGEST STEP BACKWARD THESE FORUMS HAVE EVER SEEN. WE ALL KNOW YOUR OPINION DOESN'T COUNT. I'D RATHER ASK THE HAMBURGLAR ABOUT POLITICS, AT LEAST HE BRINGS DINNER WITHOUT RUNNING THE MOUTH.

THIS MERGING IS SO TERRIBLE, AND IT HIT ME HARD. GONE ARE THE DAYS WHERE ONE CAN MAKE A SIMPLE LIGHT HEARTED JOKE. NOW IT'S ALL "wtp, FK U, YOU SOUTHPERRIAN FGT". I FEEL LIKE MY VERY HUMANITY IS BEING STRIPPED OF ME. I, A WHITE PERSON , WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO SIT WITH THE BLAC KS, OR THE LATINOS, OR ASIANS (FK BETTER NOT EVEN GO THERE WITH ALL THE ASIANS IN THIS FORUM.) I WISH I WASN'T SO WHITE. GOD, WHY AM I SO WHITE?! ALL THE ASIANS ARE SMARTER THEN ME, THE BLACKS ARE MORE ATHLETIC, PLUS THEIR DONGS ARE HUGE. AND...THE MEXICANS ARE TA KING MY JOBS. FUCK. I'M SO UPSET WITH MYSELF. FROM THIS DAY FORTH I'M GONNA SIT DOWN, STUDY MY ASS OFF, FILL OUT PAGES UPON PAGES OF COLLEGE APS, AND DO HOMEWORK ALLDAY. I'M ALSO GONNA START PLAYING LOTS AND LOTS OF BASKETBALL, AND EAT FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON DAILY. FURTHERMORE, I WILL START JUMPING OVER THE US BORDER AND SELL ORANGES.

GOD DAMNIT ADURA, I'VE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN'S PERIOD DRIVEN TO SUCH AN INTENSE EXTENT. I THINK I'LL SHIT MYSELF WHEN YOU START BRINGING UP SHI(T FROM TWO YEARS AGO. SPEAKING OF SHIT I DIDN'T REALLY GIVE MUCH OF ONE WH EN YOU BANNED ME FOR MAKING FUN OF YOUR HI-LARIOUS NECKBEARD COMBINED WITH YOUR ALMOST STEREOTYPICAL SHRIMP plantain. I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM SLEEPYWOOD LIKE TEN OR ELEVEN OR TWELVE TIMES I DON'T NEED T O GO THROUGH THAT CHICKENSHIT BULLSHIT AGAIN. I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THIS IS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE OR NOT, BUT HOLY JESUS FUCK IF THIS IS FO REAL SOUTHPERRY.NET YOU CAN LICK MY BALLS AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH. I'D RATHER JERK OFF TO THE LOLIS ON BASIL WHILE GETTING ACCURATE SCANIAN PRICE CHECKS THAN BECOME A PAWN ON THE HIERCHY OF SHIT AND MORE SHIT THAT ADURA BASES HIS BREAKFAST OFF OF.

BAN ME OR WHaTEVER I DON'T EVEN CARE, ALL I KNOW IS SW.NET Y OU ARE A BUNCH OF COCKSUCKERrS

FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

Did Stephen The Girl Solicitor rape you too just like he did to all the other girls at MapleTit once he was finished with them?

And why do the Anime girls get more attention than American cartoon girls or even foreign cartoons like the ones from Canada? Blasphemy!

And from how you described BS Market's lolis, I'd say that Stephen The Girl Solicitor and MapleTit would be less painful in comparison. No really.

lol

Guys, it's April's Fools. f3. Adura wouldn't merge with an affiliation in which he despises anyways. LOL

PS: Greg, awesome ....post. -clap clap-

Lawl. I knew it was a joke. I didn't believe it from the beginning, but nice job.

Happy April fool's day XD

To those that werent fooled, you are my bros.


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Seriously, who raped you all? Adurass? Mr.Basilass? Stephen The Girl Solicitor? The chinchillas? NEXON?

Heyos! Where's the party?

I better not've missed another damn party. =(

Heyos! Where's the party?

I better not've missed another damn party. =(

It's a good thing ya missed it, unless you consider rape to be a party activity.

Phew, that was close. Nice joke lol. I'm amazed SW even agreed to do that. LOL. But in the future please remmeber on days that arent April Fool's that pomegranate happens, it really does.

So true....and next time for all of you guys who went emo, we got the Emo Song for that:

"Emo, emo, everyone loves to be emo. Emo, Emo, we love to slit our wrists." Happy April Fool's Day.



P.S. I was playing along the whole time. Teehee acting the part is quite fun.

i think that it was sp mods PRETENDING to be sw mods...

i think that it was sp mods PRETENDING to be sw mods...

yeah.

I changed everyone's titles back, let me know if I missed anyone.

id still like an interesting user title :c(

It's a good thing ya missed it, unless you consider rape to be a party activity.

That was the best part.

It's a good thing ya missed it, unless you consider rape to be a party activity.

but its part of the agenda

Part of the fun is not saying anything if you know what's going on and seeing how many people get fooled. I suppose Greg's approach also has potential for being humorous.

Kudos. You had a good concept and execution going. Might be tough to raise the bar for next year, though.

EDIT: Also, impersonation is not a crime. If that were the case, many Neil Diamonds would be locked up.

I liked how the people who believed it were so mad about it. "Such a horrible joke."

Lmao, no, it was great.

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You think impersonation is fucking funny kid?
Have a taste of my banstick, troll.

ok now that its over, who was changing my posts on the other thread. for me it was the funniest thing ever. (i think it was fiel)

ok now that its over, who was changing my posts on the other thread. for me it was the funniest thing ever. (i think it was fiel)

I was doing "Adura" for this. :p so yeah, the whole poll thread and that was me.

I was doing "Adura" for this. :p so yeah, the whole poll thread and that was me.

that was so funny i had friends in maple come to sp and watch my posts magically change

I didn't impersonate anyone. I just played along as myself.

I did take part in the banning of Serene and Dyx only by changing their usertitles.