April Fools 2k9

I wish this was true, so Adura could take off my Post Block. ing of

Can we merge with 4chan next?

Can we merge with 4chan next?

No, Southperry is already being taken down a notch, don't make 4chan worse too.

Can we merge with 4chan next?

there is no way we would merge our dignified community with that cesspool of filth.

there is no way we would merge our dignified community with that cesspool of filth.

Then let's merge with Ebaumsworld.

Then let's merge with Ebaumsworld.

They are actually a good site if you look past what all the brainwashed SA goons say.

there is no way we would merge our dignified community with that cesspool of filth.

LOLOLOL Adura, you run a cesspool of filth, Who you kiddin? not me that's for sure..

If this is actually true, you better add the following:
the eff word shall be censored as pineapple.
the ess word shall be censored as pomegranate.
You shall add the "Maple Additions" Section to SW.
I shall be a special member group, known as God, or He who is almighty may work as well.

sick joke

This kind of insubordination may have been allowed under prior rule, but at Sleepywood.net we will have no part of it.

Oh greater power, please lead us through this wonderful merge. Since you are much more intelligent and worthy than us, please subordinate, jurisdict, and discipline us.

Since you are so benevolent, sagacious, and full of excessive self-indulgence, we will except you openly as our new dictator!

pineapple you Adura. I'm done with GMS forums now.
Sleepywood is nearly as mindless as Basil.

Hmmm... It appears to be a lie, and the mods are playing some kind of sick game.
I'll keep my degradation of Adura up there anyways.

Hmm... benefactors, eh?

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Where did I put my crowbar?

Hmmm... It appears to be a lie, and the mods are playing some kind of sick game.

I don't hate you...

I'd also like to remind you that Android hell is a REAL place that you will be sent at the first instance of defiance.

i just realised,why are those 2 new mods have yellow names?

Hmm... benefactors, eh?

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Where did I put my crowbar?

We have laid the foundation for this site's survival, and not as we have narrowly defined ourselves, but as something far greater than we could ever imagine. Something we can only now begin to glimpse. Look, Lugin. Look at what you're throwing away. Is it worth it? I mean, it's not like you are a free man.

I was believing until I got to this-
"The benevolent and wise Adura of Sleepywood.net has offered to merge his website with ours."
So basically I believed it was good news. f3

wOW GUYS, REALLY?/

i THOUGHT I COULD FIND A HOME HERE AT SOUTHPERRY, I REALLY DID. FIEL YOU MAY BE A FURRY BUT YOU'RE ONE COOL CAT WHO I KNEW NOT TO F(UCK WITH. UNForTUNATELY MAGUS, THE SAME STATEMENT DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU AND I BLAME YOU FOR WHAT SOUTHPERRY HAS BECOME. THEN00B, YourR ANIMATIONS MAY BE COOL AND ALL BUT WHEN I COMPARED ONE OF YOUR DICKGIRL CREATIONS TO YOUR SISTER IN LAW, WHY'D YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT THAT FAR? FOR A GU Y WHO BRAGS ABOUT HIS $1,000 SOUNDSYSTEM THAT SURROUNDS HIS COMPUTER, I WOULD'VE ASSUMED YOU'VE BROWSED THE INTERBUTTS ENOUGH TO HAVE THE SLIGHTEST SENSE OF HUMOR. IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE SOUTHPERRY IS FULL OF COLORFUL PO STS WITH LITTLE ANIME GIRLS IN THE BACKROUND. I EVEN DONATeD $5 TO THIS SHIT FORUM IN HOPES OF SOMETHING COOL BUT ALL I GOT WAS A FUCKING RED NAME. RED LIKE YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA ADURA, YOU FUCK.>

DON'T EVEn GET ME STARTED ON WHITEASICE. YOU'VE GOT A DISGUSTING PAIR OF TITS ANd A VAGINA FLOPPIER THAN LAURY'S DOG'S ASSCHEEKS. I DON'T NE ED YOUR FEMINIST, HOLY-THAN-THOU OUTLOOK THAT ONLY EXISTS ON THE TIP OF YOUR SHE-plantain SUR ROUNDING EACH OF MY POSTS WITH SHITFILLED SUGGESTIONS. YOU DON'T BELONG HERE, BECAUSE UNLESS A WOMAN LIKE YOU IS IN THE KITCHEN OR THE BEDROOM, I'vE GOT A PROBLEM. WE ALL KNOW THAT'S ALL THEY'RE GOOD AT. COOKING, CLEANING.. STUFF THAT MEN LIKE THE STALLIONS OF SOUTHPERRY SHOULDN'T GIVE HALF A SHIT ABOUT. WHY SHOULD I GET MY HANDS DIRTY WHEN SOME FORUM-RAISED b(ITCH LIKE YOU COULD DO IT FOR mE? YOU TALK ABOUT EQUAL RIGHTS ON SLEEPYWOOD, BUT I DO N'T SEE YOU FIgHTING FOR THE SAME PRICES ON CAR INSURANCE/ BUT YOU THINK GIrL SPROTS ARE JUST AS IMPORTANT AS GUYS? STICK TO CHEERLEADING YOU INFRACTION HAPPY plum, THE WNBA NETS YOU LESS THAN THE LAZY-EYED KID AT MCDONALDS. INSTEAD OF "DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT", YOU SHOULD BE SAYING "WOULD YOU BE EMBARRASED TO SEE ME IN THIs?". DON'T PUT YOUR OWN STANDARDS BEFORE MY OWN; CHANCES A RE THERE'S NOT A F RESH PIE ON THE TABLE, GET OVER YOUR EMOTIONAL BREAKDOWN AND START BAKING LIKE A GOOD HORNY B(ITCH. WOMEN IN GENERAL WAS THE BIGGEST STEP BACKWARD THESE FORUMS HAVE EVER SEEN. WE ALL KNOW YOUR OPINION DOESN'T COUNT. I'D RATHER ASK THE HAMBURGLAR ABOUT POLITICS, AT LEAST HE BRINGS DINNER WITHOUT RUNNING THE MOUTH.

THIS MERGING IS SO TERRIBLE, AND IT HIT ME HARD. GONE ARE THE DAYS WHERE ONE CAN MAKE A SIMPLE LIGHT HEARTED JOKE. NOW IT'S ALL "wtp, FK U, YOU SOUTHPERRIAN FGT". I FEEL LIKE MY VERY HUMANITY IS BEING STRIPPED OF ME. I, A WHITE PERSON , WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO SIT WITH THE BLAC KS, OR THE LATINOS, OR ASIANS (FK BETTER NOT EVEN GO THERE WITH ALL THE ASIANS IN THIS FORUM.) I WISH I WASN'T SO WHITE. GOD, WHY AM I SO WHITE?! ALL THE ASIANS ARE SMARTER THEN ME, THE BLACKS ARE MORE ATHLETIC, PLUS THEIR DONGS ARE HUGE. AND...THE MEXICANS ARE TA KING MY JOBS. FUCK. I'M SO UPSET WITH MYSELF. FROM THIS DAY FORTH I'M GONNA SIT DOWN, STUDY MY ASS OFF, FILL OUT PAGES UPON PAGES OF COLLEGE APS, AND DO HOMEWORK ALLDAY. I'M ALSO GONNA START PLAYING LOTS AND LOTS OF BASKETBALL, AND EAT FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON DAILY. FURTHERMORE, I WILL START JUMPING OVER THE US BORDER AND SELL ORANGES.

GOD DAMNIT ADURA, I'VE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN'S PERIOD DRIVEN TO SUCH AN INTENSE EXTENT. I THINK I'LL SHIT MYSELF WHEN YOU START BRINGING UP SHI(T FROM TWO YEARS AGO. SPEAKING OF SHIT I DIDN'T REALLY GIVE MUCH OF ONE WH EN YOU BANNED ME FOR MAKING FUN OF YOUR HI-LARIOUS NECKBEARD COMBINED WITH YOUR ALMOST STEREOTYPICAL SHRIMP plantain. I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM SLEEPYWOOD LIKE TEN OR ELEVEN OR TWELVE TIMES I DON'T NEED T O GO THROUGH THAT CHICKENSHIT BULLSHIT AGAIN. I DON'T EVEN CARE IF THIS IS AN APRIL FOOL'S JOKE OR NOT, BUT HOLY JESUS FUCK IF THIS IS FO REAL SOUTHPERRY.NET YOU CAN LICK MY BALLS AND MAKE ME A SANDWICH. I'D RATHER JERK OFF TO THE LOLIS ON BASIL WHILE GETTING ACCURATE SCANIAN PRICE CHECKS THAN BECOME A PAWN ON THE HIERCHY OF SHIT AND MORE SHIT THAT ADURA BASES HIS BREAKFAST OFF OF.

BAN ME OR WHaTEVER I DON'T EVEN CARE, ALL I KNOW IS SW.NET Y OU ARE A BUNCH OF COCKSUCKERrS

FUCK EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU

We have laid the foundation for this site's survival, and not as we have narrowly defined ourselves, but as something far greater than we could ever imagine. Something we can only now begin to glimpse. Look, Lugin. Look at what you're throwing away. Is it worth it? I mean, it's not like you are a free man.

The pineapple? I you referenced a shitty FPS in this IMPORTANT topic's title, and now you are quoting it? It's a wonder how the hell this site survived with people like you helping maintain it.

I don't hate you...

I'd also like to remind you that Android hell is a REAL place that you will be sent at the first instance of defiance.

You too.
What? Are all you Valve fanboys? Go play a real FPS. Like Halo.

I was believing until I got to this-
"The benevolent and wise Adura of Sleepywood.net has offered to merge his website with ours."
So basically I believed it was good news. f3

Plus, Kajitii told me you guys misspelled Administrator on Adura. So fail fail fail fail.

Impersonation is a crime. Parody is not.

We are family?