The Chinchilla Inn
#1
Hello, and welcome to the

[SIZE="5"]Chinchilla Inn[/SIZE]

We are located on 9001 Maple Avenue, and our telephone is 666-666-1337.

How would you want us to help you today?

_________________________________________________

Our services include, obviously, taking care of your chinchilla(s). Below are the prices.

[Image: simple.aspx?color=black&color2=azure&wat...arency=255]

The above is part of the Basic Package, which includes free three day meals.

Deluxe Package = Extra 5 Pineapples per day. Includes free baths per day.

Super Package = Extra 10 Pineapples per day. Include free baths per day and pomegranate for your chinchilla to eat.

Extravagant Package = Extra 15 Pineapples per day. Includes free baths per day, pomegranate for your chinchilla to eat, and free Goggleemoticons.

__________________________________________

[Image: simple.aspx?color=black&color2=azure&wat...arency=255]

We are looking for dedicated citizens to fill our positions. Chances are, if you're looking for a job, come right in.

We have free Poast.

[SIZE="4"]Staff[/SIZE]

Supreme Dictator = ClawofBeta

Mudkipz Breeder = EngelRod

Cereal Killer = Quantact

Poast and Goggleemoticon salesmen (notice it's plural. That means there's more than one Berzerk) = Berzerk

Red Specialist Job = Cyadd

8 year old whiner = aznnegglover

c00k13z (or is it boob?) maker = z0mgc00k13

Hamburgers = Erich.

General of the ANTI-NX team = ItachiPower
Reply
#2
I wanna join in, Poast let me be the Mudkipz breeder.
Reply
#3
You are now the Mudkipz breeder. Please do not create a chinkipz.
Reply
#4
http://www.neopets.com/neolodge.phtml
Reply
#5
I want to be the cereal killer. Cause the cereal won't kill itself.
Reply
#6
I want a position as a Poast and Goggleemoticon salesmen.
Reply
#7
I will take the red specialist job.
Reply
#8
Pick me pick me
Reply
#9
i wants to make c00k13z >=]
Reply
#10
You're all hired. Please keep in mind you make no earnings due to no chinchillas being taken in at the moment.
Reply
#11
Can I be the hamburgers?
Reply
#12
Im the General of the ANTI-NX team pliz? Big Grin
Reply
#13
Erich Wrote:Can I be the hamburgers?

Yes, the chinchillas-to-be need some protein enrichment.
Reply
#14
Make me General of Anti-NX NOW or ill hire noobs to beg you for mesos. COUGHblackmainCOUGH
Reply
#15
ItachiPower Wrote:Make me General of Anti-NX NOW or ill hire noobs to beg you for mesos. COUGHblackmainCOUGH

I'M GOING KILL YOU BECAUSE I ALREADY HIRED YOU AND I'M THE SUPREME DICTATOR!

Kill that nub, Quantact.
Reply
#16
lulno. my bodyguards consist of nexons best programmers. SUCKSHIT.
Reply
#17
ItachiPower Wrote:lulno. my bodyguards consist of nexons best programmers. SUCKpomegranate.

Considering how Nexon's programmers can't even protect their own game from hackers, I can't see how they can protect you.

WHAT'S WITH THE DELAY, QUANTACT!?!

*Sticks a Poast in ItachiPower*

ItachiPower is now dead.

Bodyguards managed to finally see their hirer being killed.

Bodyguards run back to Nexon.
Reply
#18
ClawofBeta Wrote:Please do not create a chinkipz.

I will do my best not to try to, but I can't promise it. Goggleemoticon
Reply
#19
I own a pineapple farm, and I'm willing to buy out your hotel! Smile
Reply
#20
You guys are insane. lol.
Reply


Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)