I'm going to assasinate Edward Cullen.

Could try sticking a stake through his heart.

That only works on straight vampires. Sparkly ones deserves special treatment.

only shadowers can assassinate sorry.

-snickers- Lack of knowledge about the books makes me lol

Could try sticking a stake through his heart.

Or the pen. It works too.

That only works on straight vampires. Sparkly ones deserves special treatment.

you have to impale him with your stick.... wait.....

you have to impale him with your stick.... wait.....

I would pineapple that vampire any day.

Uh... that dude is nappier than the homeless person I saw in town tonight. Nasty.

Break his heart. That way he'll cut himself until he bleeds to death.

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Vampire hunting? I'd get one of these guys to help you.

Unfortunately, the future refused to change.

Regardless, good luck.

I see what you did there.

Gets more girls then you. Lmfao.