Attention - Poast is toxic. Keep away from children.

Fear the toxicity that is the poast.


That will be all. This has been a public disservice announcement from your's truly,

-MasPan

Fear the toxicity that is the poast.


That will be all. This has been a public disservice announcement from your's truly,

-MasPan

I laughed out loud, laughed like a vampire.

This is a +5 vorpal weapon.

Keep it away from me!

Keep it away from me!

*throws at you*muahahahha

*throws at you*muahahahha

Poast in its unrefined form has been known to combust upon exposure to physical violence

I'm not talking about poast, I'm talking about that Poast Plus.

I'm not talking about poast, I'm talking about that Poast Plus.

In its refined form, Poast Plus, Poast is capable of opening cosmic vortexes filled with pain and misery. Who knows what lies within its vast reaches? Hell is merely foreplay for this abominable concoction, from which all misfortune and misdeeds inevitably spawn. Fear it my child, fear its power. Run away, and never look back. NEVER LOOK BACK I SAY! RUN BOY! RUN LIKE THE DEVIL IS AFTER YOU! FOR INDEED HE IS, RUNNING AS WELL FROM THIS UNHOLY BREW!

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 Poast:OMFG :O

 Poast:OMFG :O

Eww, you got 4chan memes in my

+ ftw

In its refined form, Poast Plus, Poast is capable of opening cosmic vortexes filled with pain and misery. Who knows what lies within its vast reaches? Hell is merely foreplay for this abominable concoction, from which all misfortune and misdeeds inevitably spawn. Fear it my child, fear its power. Run away, and never look back. NEVER LOOK BACK I SAY! RUN BOY! RUN LIKE THE DEVIL IS AFTER YOU! FOR INDEED HE IS, RUNNING AS WELL FROM THIS UNHOLY BREW!

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Actually, you just made it sound awesome. Give me all you have.

In its refined form, Poast Plus, Poast is capable of opening cosmic vortexes filled with pain and misery. Who knows what lies within its vast reaches? Hell is merely foreplay for this abominable concoction, from which all misfortune and misdeeds inevitably spawn. Fear it my child, fear its power. Run away, and never look back. NEVER LOOK BACK I SAY! RUN BOY! RUN LIKE THE DEVIL IS AFTER YOU! FOR INDEED HE IS, RUNNING AS WELL FROM THIS UNHOLY BREW!

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Damn, that sounds intense. Which is good because I like my poast rough.

Damn, that sounds intense. Which is good because I like my poast rough.

Poast is not rough, it is the smoothest of all evils, it goes down the throat like a moray eel through a small cave in the depths of the ocean, snatching unsuspecting young fish like yourself and consuming them, soul and all. Young and bold you are, with the belief that you are invincible - know ye that only the poast is immortal. The poast, and the endless torment that follows it.

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doublepoast

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doublepoast

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OMG ITS MULTIPLYING!

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Doublepoasting for epicness