Everyone's welcome. Feel free to stay awhile.

Really? Anything ae? Well I just ate some potatoes with cheese sauce and grated cheese on top. They were damn good. I may go have a shower soon, then some chocolate ice cream. But I don't know, what do you think?

I think that sounds like a brilliant idea. Showers and ice cream (together or separate, however you wanna roll) are two of my favorite things. I'm jealous you have access to ice cream... Share?

Your avatar looks like it's receiving a penis up the ass. :|

While I respect your opinion, I'm going to have to kindly agree. Perhaps we can discuss this in a more civilized fashion?

Big Cheez-Its may be excellent.

But nothing beats the all powerful Pringles and Sourdough Pretzel bites. I almost jizzed saying that.

Oh.. Look at that. Report on Shakespeare due tomorrow, or today in 7 minutes..

Pringles are great, but I prefer them with meals over simple snacking. I don't see how anything can be more satisfying than a square, cheese-flavored square of awesome.

Shakespeare? I actually enjoy his work. I think it's the frickin' English major inside me. GAH.

Go now. I demand it.

I've done it before. In this dorm room, even. Something odd rises up inside me when my roommate is gone.

I think that sounds like a brilliant idea. Showers and ice cream (together or separate, however you wanna roll) are two of my favorite things. I'm jealous you have access to ice cream... Share?

Well I'll go have that shower and bring the ice cream back here then. It's chocolate flavour. I think perhaps there is some chocolate sauce in the pantry too. Afk for about 30 minutes then.

Pringles are great, but I prefer them with meals over simple snacking. I don't see how anything can be more satisfying than a square, cheese-flavored square of awesome.

Shakespeare? I actually enjoy his work. I think it's the frickin' English major inside me. GAH.

I agree, Pringles go good with a sandwhich of some sorts. Funny thing is, I tell my mom to load up on Cheez-Its every Sunday when she goes grocery shopping. It's become a habit to reach in that one spot where she puts them every weekend and dig in without even looking.

I love his work. I'm just too lazy to do work.. on his work.

I agree, Pringles go good with a sandwhich of some sorts. Funny thing is, I tell my mom to load up on Cheez-Its every Sunday when she goes grocery shopping. It's become a habit to reach in that one spot where she puts them every weekend and dig in without even looking.

I love his work. I'm just too lazy to do work.. on his work.

By quoting me, you made me realize I said "square" twice when describing Cheez-Its. I must really be fascinated by squares. SQUARE FETISH?

By quoting me, you made me realize I said "square" twice when describing Cheez-Its. I must really be fascinated by squares. SQUARE FETISH?

I feel spectacular knowing I gave you a realization of a fetish for yourself.

Excuse me while I enjoy a Shasta Cola and Cheez-Its.

Well I'll go have that shower and bring the ice cream back here then. It's chocolate flavour. I think perhaps there is some chocolate sauce in the pantry too. Afk for about 30 minutes then.

I don't suppose we'll get details of the shower, too?

I feel spectacular knowing I gave you a realization of a fetish for yourself.

Excuse me while I enjoy a Shasta Cola and Cheez-Its.

*bro fist*

And hm, while I'm thinking about fetishes... My biggest fetish is definitely long hair. I know I'm a really messed up man to notice womens' hair before anything else, but I can't help it... Women who have well-kept, beautiful long hair (especially brown, black or red) get me every time. Of course, after the eyes and breasts check, I'm usually left disappointed, overall. BUT ANYWAY! Yellow, too. Why does it look so good on females? Hnnnggh--

Oh...and squares, apparently. I just love me some squares.

While I respect your opinion, I'm going to have to kindly agree. Perhaps we can discuss this in a more civilized fashion?

You've got it. It's a date.

You've got it. It's a date.

But how will your girlfriend feel about this? I tend to move a little fast on first dates.

I don't suppose we'll get details of the shower, too?



*bro fist*

And hm, while I'm thinking about fetishes... My biggest fetish is definitely long hair. I know I'm a really messed up man to notice womens' hair before anything else, but I can't help it... Women who have well-kept, beautiful long hair (especially brown, black or red) get me every time. Of course, after the eyes and breasts check, I'm usually left disappointed, overall. BUT ANYWAY! Yellow, too. Why does it look so good on females? Hnnnggh--

Oh...and squares, apparently. I just love me some squares.

While were on the subject of fetishes..

• Brunette, blue, or red hair. *bro fist*
  
• Not too big, not too small. If you know what I mean.
  
• Shorter than me.
  
• Funny. Not laugh at my jokes, make some up yourself.
  
• You better love anime as much as I do.
  
• Same goes for the Japanese culture >:O
  
• Hourglasses only, no planks in Averys house.
  
• Dresses. Girls in dresses.
  

What? I'm picky...

Yellow, too. Why does it look so good on females? Hnnnggh--

Peepee? :f6:

And hm, while I'm thinking about fetishes...

Fetishes eh? Hm. Well, the right accents are an instant turn-on for me. God I love summertime when all the Irish exchange students come to the states with their J-1 visas looking for work... Come work for me anytime honey, as long as you keep talking with that cute little Irish boy accent of yours!

Also, English and Aussie accents. Hot.

But how will your girlfriend feel about this? I tend to move a little fast on first dates.

Bah, she doesn't have to know. Or does she?

While were on the subject of fetishes..

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What? I'm picky...

lol A lot of details really get you going, man. Nothing wrong with that.

I also like skirts. Long, short, whatever. Just thought I'd add that.

Peepee?

Fetishes eh? Hm. Well, the right accents are an instant turn-on for me. God I love summertime when all the Irish exchange students come to the states with their J-1 visas looking for work... Come work for me anytime honey, as long as you keep talking with that cute little Irish boy accent of yours!

Also, English and Aussie accents. Hot.

Whoa, whoa, WHOA @ the pee. No. That is something I do not want and will never want. Let's not step into that territory.

Speaking of accents, one thing I've learned from college so far is that I don't like Chinese accents. I have no idea why. I love Japanese and Korean, so what's up with Chinese? Maybe I'm biased because of my last roommate (the roommate from HELL*). He was Chinese. Every time he opened his mouth, I cringed.

Bah, she doesn't have to know. Or does she?

Well, I feel a little uncomfortable disrespecting your woman like that. Threesome, then?

I also like skirts. Long, short, whatever. Just thought I'd add that.

Ohhh... that's another one. Good call, good call.

I'm gonna go make some coffee. Haven't taken a sip of anything all day, besides this flat soda.

Later bros and hoes. Live long and Procrastinate. (In no way shape or form was that a Star Trek reference... )

*bro fists Felix one last time*

Who is your avatar? Because all that comes to mind is Ayanami Rei. Blue hair. Red eyes. Same cut. But it looks too masculine.

So... Yellow fetish?

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Lol, sorry. Only remotely ecchi picture of Yellow I have.

How was Higurashi Live Action?

I dislike Chinese accents too. Really annoying.

Also, when you get back from your threesome with Loose and his girl, show us the pictures.

Well, I feel a little uncomfortable disrespecting your woman like that. Threesome, then?

Maybe a foursome, threesome just feels like someone is getting left out. Anyways, let's discuss this at a later date, I've got sleep to do and blood to donate tomorrow.

It was a pleasure chatting with you, my friend. Take care.

Ohhh... that's another one. Good call, good call.

I'm gonna go make some coffee. Haven't taken a sip of anything all day, besides this flat soda.

Later bros and hoes. Live long and Procrastinate. (In no way shape or form was that a Star Trek reference... )

*bro fists Felix one last time*

Whoa, bro. Little too much fisting going on in this thread now.

I'll let it slide tonight. Enjoy the strange bean drink.

Maybe a foursome, threesome just feels like someone is getting left out. Anyways, let's discuss this at a later date, I've got sleep to do and blood to donate tomorrow.

It was a pleasure chatting with you, my friend. Take care.

Yeah, you're right. I don't want your girlfriend getting left out.

Indeed. Sleep well, good sir.

Who is your avatar? Because all that comes to mind is Ayanami Rei. Blue hair. Red eyes. Same cut. But it looks too masculine.

So... Yellow fetish?

Lol, sorry. Only remotely ecchi picture of Yellow I have.

How was Higurashi Live Action?

I dislike Chinese accents too. Really annoying.

Also, when you get back from your threesome with Loose and his girl, show us the pictures.

It's Rei. I have no idea, either...

Failure, man. This is my yellow fetish in anime-form done right:

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Oh how I love you, Mishima.

It was hilarious (in the mockery sense) and quite enjoyable actually. I kept putting off watching it because I didn't want to disgrace my favorite anime series. But eh, it could have been worse. A few of the graphic scenes (needle in mouth, Keiichi clawing throat) were marvelous.

Of course.

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And stop ninja'ing my posts, guys.

I have returned from my shower. While I have some ice cream, it appears there was little chocolate sauce left. How disappointing.

I have returned from my shower. While I have some ice cream, it appears there was little chocolate sauce left. How disappointing.

I'm more of a strawberry man myself, but I sympathize. I hate when things let you down like that.

I suspect the shower was refreshing, though?

I'm more of a strawberry man myself, but I sympathize. I hate when things let you down like that.

I suspect the shower was refreshing, though?

Yes, quite. Shine and bounce has been restored to my hair through the use of shampoo and conditoner. I also smell like Lynx shower gel.

This feels like Takumi's nightly How Was Your Day. ARE YOU HIM?!

Also, if you didn't know, my picture was Yellow, from Pokemon Special.

Yellow (and resolution) enough for you?

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Asuka > Rei. Though probably because of my huge long-hair and tsundere fetish. Not that I'm really an M or anything. I have no idea why I like tsundere so much. Probably growing up watching Asuka and Naru. And whatever else there was.

I WISH I HAD ICE CREAM T_T
*eats cookies*