A Thread Against Girls

When guys and girls argue, guys have a huge weakness. We have a need to make sense.

And this is the clause in an argument with a girl that usually makes me lose. They win with something that doesn't even make sense. :f6:

Oh, you. You don't need to be in a relationship to make whoopee. E:

The only thing that really bothers me about females is their overload of emotions. So very trying.

They mean to confuse us!

1. Girls think we are incapable of just being friends. I have known certain girls for so long that the thought of being in a relationship with them hasn't even crossed my mind. Still they act as if I, and every other guy, just wants to get into their pants. Just cause guys are stereotyped as pigs doesn't mean we all are.
   
   It's true. Not for all, but for quite a few.
   
   
2. Girls piss me off when they eat. Just put the food up to your mouth and bite into it. Quit eating everything by breaking off small, dainty pieces with your fingers. That is even more gross. Hands always touch disgusting things.
   
   I lol'd.
   
   
3. Quit calling me! Dammit, I hate the phone. I want to talk face to face, not over a phone line. I get bored and can't talk about anything. Atleast I can go on with my normal life (lol the computer) if I am texting.
   
   
4. Quit letting your things ride up. I don't like thinking that the girl I like/hang out with is a total skank.
   
   What do you mean by letting your things ride up? o_o
   
   
5. Lose the long nails. Long nails suck dammit. They look freaky to me. Nothing wrong with clean cut, painted SHORT nails.
   
   My nails are long sometimes because I forget to clip them, no player h8.
   
   
6. Quit wearing Uggs. They look bad, especially since whenever it rains all the girls break out their Uggs. Let me tell you, they look even more horrible when wet. Normal shoes are ok.
   
   wtp are Uggs?
   
   I could think of more, but w/e.
   

Comments in bold.

I hate the dooming guilt trip they put on us. It really makes me mad when she did something wrong and then all of a sudden I'm the one saying sorry?

T_T

UGGS PISS ME THE HELL OFF! Were not in Alaska (Sorry for people who wear them in Alaska), were in California (If you come to Cali, there freaking everywhere).

T_T

I completely agree with TehMatt on the whole eating thing, can you seriously not just bite into it? You have to break off small little pieces with your hands, which I have not a clue where they have been, probably covered in nail polish.

T_T

If you really like the girl, and possibly love em, why does the guy have to be the one to say I love you first..? And then when we do say it first, you just say "Me too" or "Love ya too".

Maybe you could care a little more.

*Sigh*

Female population.

Guys! This valentines day, don't fall into the trap. When a girl says "She doesn't want anything", she's apparently lying. Get her something or she'll go Terminator on your ass.

I bet most of you "guys" in this thread are under the age of 16 and have no freaking clue about women anyways lol.

I bet most of you "guys" in this thread are under the age of 16 and have no freaking clue about women anyways lol.

It's not called "A thread against women" It's a "A thread against girls" Poophead

Pretty much saying, what's your problem with your girls in your generation, Ok?

It's not called "A thread against women" It's a "A thread against girls" Poophead

Pretty much saying, what's your problem with your girls in your generation, Ok?

Girls = women ?? nib. =)

*Insert uggs and riding up comments here.*

This would be riding up.



This is an ugg (the shoes she's wearing).

girls have cooties

I bet most of you "guys" in this thread are under the age of 16 and have no freaking clue about women anyways lol.

first real thing said.

Girls = women ?? nib. =)

Girls are apparently different than woman, less mature, etc.

Girls are apparently different than woman, less mature, etc.

Explains girlfriends, amirite?

Explains girlfriends, amirite?

I'm taking my womanfriend out to dinner, sounds weird.

I'm taking my woman/womenz out to dinner.

Fix'd

I'm taking my wiminfriend out to dinner, sounds weird.

Fix'd

Double fixed.

I'm taking my Ol' Lady out to dinner, sounds weird.

fIx'd

I bet most of you "guys" in this thread are under the age of 16 and have no freaking clue about women anyways lol.

Katie, I think the Confucian/Socratic wisdom for men about women is that if men ever try to figure women out, their brains will explode.

-Diseases that always come from mom D:


Mitochondrial encephalomyopathy, lactic acidosis, and stroke-like syndrome (MELAS)

Myoclonic epilepsy and ragged-red fibers (MERRF)

Kearns-Sayre syndrome (KSS)

Progressive external ophthalmoplegia (PEO)

I bet most of you "guys" in this thread are under the age of 16 and have no freaking clue about women anyways lol.

I am 16 AND A HALF!

So much better, eh?

Random fact:
Did you know why misses is abbreviated Mrs.?

Think if it like this "Mr.'s"
My teacher told us that is why she always spells her name Ms.

Random fact:
Did you know why misses is abbreviated Mrs.?

Think if it like this "Mr.'s"
My teacher told us that is why she always spells her name Ms.

According to wikipedia, Mrs. comes from "mistress," which would make the abbreviation more sense.

flower power

flower power

Thats hippies, there different