A Thread Against Girls

1. Girls insist on spraying scents on themselves.
2. Girls are clumsy, especially when they wear high heels. (Guys are smart enough not to wear high heels.)
3. Girls shop too much.
4. Girls PMS.
5. Every list needs 5. This one doesn't need explaining.

B> Flame War

Pay up.

Girls can be hot.

boobs are terrible

put that on the list.

6. chick movies suck
7. chicks that dont suck suck

there is a solution! turn homosexual o/

Men come from Mars and women from hell

Men come from Mars and women from hell

That is EPIC.

That is EPIC.

You might even say its...EPIC LULZ!

LOLOLOLOL DASU DASU DO A BATTLE ROLL.

did some one say child birth? :O

men come from mars and women from hell

epic lulz!

Lolololol dasu dasu do a barrel roll.

Fuckin caps.

1. Girls insist on spraying scents on themselves.
2. Girls are clumsy, especially when they wear high heels. (Guys are smart enough not to wear high heels.)
3. Girls shop too much.
4. Girls PMS.
5. Every list needs 5. This one doesn't need explaining.

B> Flame War

Not all girls like gross smelling rubbish on them, not all girls can stand high heels, not all girls like shopping (I hate it).

Number 4 is probably true for all females though

Here's one to add to this:

Girls insist that they're different when it comes to bathroom habits.
LOL GIRLS DONT POOP

3. Girls shop too much.

No such thing.

1. Girls think we are incapable of just being friends. I have known certain girls for so long that the thought of being in a relationship with them hasn't even crossed my mind. Still they act as if I, and every other guy, just wants to get into their pants. Just cause guys are stereotyped as pigs doesn't mean we all are.
   
   
2. Girls piss me off when they eat. Just put the food up to your mouth and bite into it. Quit eating everything by breaking off small, dainty pieces with your fingers. That is even more gross. Hands always touch disgusting things.
   
   
3. Quit calling me! Dammit, I hate the phone. I want to talk face to face, not over a phone line. I get bored and can't talk about anything. Atleast I can go on with my normal life (lol the computer) if I am texting.
   
   
4. Quit letting your things ride up. I don't like thinking that the girl I like/hang out with is a total skank.
   
   
5. Lose the long nails. Long nails suck dammit. They look freaky to me. Nothing wrong with clean cut, painted SHORT nails.
   
   
6. Quit wearing Uggs. They look bad, especially since whenever it rains all the girls break out their Uggs. Let me tell you, they look even more horrible when wet. Normal shoes are ok.
   
   I could think of more, but w/e.
   

1. Girls think we are incapable of just being friends. I have known certain girls for so long that the thought of being in a relationship with them hasn't even crossed my mind. Still they act as if I, and every other guy, just wants to get into their pants. Just cause guys are stereotyped as pigs doesn't mean we all are.

Oh, you. You don't need to be in a relationship to make whoopee. E:

When guys and girls argue, guys have a huge weakness. We have a need to make sense.

Girls can't drive

Girls can't drive

Gonna have to disagree with that one and say it's more like 50/50. Lots of guys are terrible drivers too (if not worse).

The only thing that really bothers me about females is their overload of emotions. So very trying.

Bleed for a few days each month and don't die...evil...

They get orders to Japan when you have orders to Miami and don't want to do a long distance relationship...

1. Girls piss me off when they eat. Just put the food up to your mouth and bite into it. Quit eating everything by breaking off small, dainty pieces with your fingers. That is even more gross. Hands always touch disgusting things.
   

Lul, my sister and I both do that. =(

Girls that likes to tease you by saying 'no sex for you' sucks! =(!