Corrupt a wish thread!

granted, you are now an enigma.

i wish for world peace

Granted. All races slowly receeds into retards and fat people that are stupid because we didn't darwinize with war.

I wish it wasn't 17 DEGREEZEEEEEEEEZZESZEEZEEZEZ WHAA!

Granted. It's 18 degrees.

I wish my bodyguards didn't betray me.

granted, they just quit and you get shoot 2ce in head once in the heart.

i wish i had a cookie

granted but you were in fact VERY thirsty and you die of dehidration.

I wish for better nexon customer support

granted but good support is now defined as bad support.

I wish to be an outlaw

granted, you get caught, shot and die within the next 5 minutes.

i wish i had a pet monkey

Granted. It pees on you and leaves.

I wish I had a high level character is screw around on in Maple.

Granted, but Nexon thinks you hacked the account, and bans you permanently.

I wish I didn't have to do homework and still get an A average in school.

granted, but you get cought sleeping with the professor, you were expelled and hes in jail.

i wish for a new team america movie @-a

Granted, but the orignal cast chose not to do it, so crummy actors ruins the movie.

I wish I was the best kung fu warrior alive, and could not die.

Granted. But it's quite boring to be alone on earth. Kinda like being a ghost.

I wish my wish is going to be corrupted.

Granted. But it's quite boring to be alone on earth. Kinda like being a ghost.

I wish my wish is going to be corrupted.

Tis Done. But your wish's corruption is a meta-corruption thus it is not an original type of corruption you had wished for but a corruption in the sense of the meta-game.

I wish the prior wish was uncorrupted.

Granted. But in a result, your current wish is corrupted for wishing for an uncorrupted wish. That's the price you pay, man.

I wish I has a new chocolate chip cookie without any parasites in it, or on it.

granted, but your cookie is hard and not tasty because you didn't let the growing powder bacteria act on it.

I wish the below poster was a girl.

Granted. I'm a girl in Maple, but a guy in real life.

I wish for 1 billion results on google when you type in ItachiPower.

granted, all but one of them is ghay pr0n, the 1 that isnt is just a naked dude smiling.

i wish for 1 billion yahoo results? (in their dreams D

Granted, but most of the billion web page results are spam. Simply meaningless! The rest is pr0n.

I wish my first wish was corrupted.

granted, but there was a fatal syntax error and you wish was lost.

i wish for sushi, sweet delectable sushi!

Granted. But your sushi is made of Fiel's chinchilla.

I wish my hw was done and the answers were correct and I wasn't caught for cheating.

Granted, but your homework gets eaten by a chinchilla on the way to school.

I wish I was the first post on the next page.