GeekTest

/* GeekTest
*
* This is a test to see if you are a geek.
* It is extremely easy to take.
* Be sure to keep track of your score along the way.
* Good luck!
* (Note: I wasn't bored enough to format the test in a if/else format. I wasn't bored enough to make it pt++ or pt-- either.) */

0. Does the computer you use have at least 2GB of RAM?
[+1pt if it does]
[-1pt if you don't know]

1. Do you Slashdot?
[+1pt if you are a member]
[-1pt if you've never heard of it until now]

10. How skilled are you at programming?
[+1pt if you program in more than one language]
[-1pt if you don't know any]

11. How many times do you shower or bathe per week?
[+1pt if you shower or batheless than once a week]
[-1pt if you shower or bathe daily]

100. Do you own a domain name?
[+1pt if you own more than one domain name]
[-1pt if you own no domain names]

101. What operating system do you use?
[+1pt if you use any Linux operating system]
[-1pt if you use Mac OS]

110. Do you not have a girlfriend (note: I did not say "boyfriend" or "imaginary friend" - those are excluded)? *
[+1pt if you dont have one]
[-1pt if you have one]

111. Does your username on Southperry contain any non-alphanumeric characters?
[+1pt if it contains one]
[-1pt if only letters]

1000. Is your password on Southperry secure?
[+1pt if it contains a non-alphanumeric character]
[-1pt if it is only letters]

1001. Where do you sleep?
[+1pt if you are living in a basement]
[-1pt if you sleep in a bedroom]

1010. I can haz cheezburger?
[+1pt if you recognize that it is from 4chan]
[-1pt if you were peeking at the answers]

1011. What web browser do you use primarily?
[+1pt if you know that it is open source]
[-1pt if you use any version of Internet Explorer, Netscape, or AOL browser]

1100. What is your typing speed?
[+1pt if it is over 80wpm]
[-1pt if you don't know or it is less than 30wpm]

1101. Have you written a computer program in the last year?
[+1pt if you've written more than one]
[-1pt if you haven't written any]

1110. How much sleep do you get?
[+1pt if you get less than 4 hours per night]
[-1pt if you get more than 8 hours per night]

1111. Do you understand what recursion is?
[+1pt if you know]
[-10000pt, GOTO line 0. if you don't]

10000. Grade your test.
[+1pt if you remembered to do it in binary]
[-1pt, GOTO line 10000. if you tried to do it in decimal form]

Passing score: 1 or above.

*EDIT: Fixed the question because more than one person assumed that +1 was for girlfriend and -1 was for no girlfriend.

-20006.
I failz.
And i know i can haz cheezburger from failblog not 4chan

-3.

Do I win?

-20,008

I noticed the question number were in Binary, but didn't do anything about it.

I got -10

0. Does the computer you use have at least 2GB of RAM?
[+1pt]

1. Do you Slashdot?
[-1pt]

10. How skilled are you at programming?
[+1pt if you program in more than one language]
[-1pt if you don't know any]
I know only Java... I'm caught in a pickle...

11. How many times do you shower or bathe per week?
[-1pt]

100. Do you own a domain name?
[-1pt]

101. What operating system do you use?
[+1pt if you use any Linux operating system]
[-1pt if you use Mac OS]
My OS is Windows Vista... Skip?

110. Do you have a girlfriend (note: I did not say "boyfriend" or "imaginary friend" - those are excluded)?
[+1pt]


111. Does your username on Southperry contain any non-alphanumeric characters?
[-1pt]

1000. Is your password on Southperry secure?
[+1pt]

1001. Where do you sleep?
[-1pt]

1010. I can haz cheezburger?
[-1pt]
I didn't do the second, but whatever. O_o

1011. What web browser do you use primarily?
[-1pt]

1100. What is your typing speed?
[-1pt]

1101. Have you written a computer program in the last year?
[+1pt]

1110. How much sleep do you get?
[-1pt]

1111. Do you understand what recursion is?
[+1pt]

10000. Grade your test.
[-1pt]


[b]Score : -5

1000 in binary (unsigned of course). It's cute, but somewhat arbitrary. There are no basements where I live, and I'm a poor geek so I have 1GB RAM on my XP machine... all I need, really. Apparently I get +1 because I have a boyfriend...? lol.


Also, I believe that if your answer is not listed, you are supposed to leave your score as is. The time-honored programming tradition of having int variables initialize to 0 and all that...

Thats the point girlfriends only. Meaning girls cant getthat point unless theyre lez

I got like -10011 or some pomegranate.

I use Firefox. What the hell. That should be +1. Firefox is the shizz.

I think -11. Am I safe?

And, lul you went from 10 to 100.

0. Does the computer you use have at least 2GB of RAM?
[+1pt if it does]
[-1pt if you don't know]
0

1. Do you Slashdot?
[+1pt if you are a member]
[-1pt if you've never heard of it until now]
I know of it, I don't really go to it.
0

10. How skilled are you at programming?
[+1pt if you program in more than one language]
[-1pt if you don't know any]
Java, Ruby, Python. I can BS my way through understanding the syntax of other mid-high lvl languages.
1

11. How many times do you shower or bathe per week?
[+1pt if you shower or batheless than once a week]
[-1pt if you shower or bathe daily]
But I like to shower =( I don't normally use shampoo or soap though.
0 (lol)

100. Do you own a domain name?
[+1pt if you own more than one domain name]
[-1pt if you own no domain names]
That's mildly expensive for my time.
-1

101. What operating system do you use?
[+1pt if you use any Linux operating system]
[-1pt if you use Mac OS]
LOL I like how they diss Mac xD
-1

110. Do you have a girlfriend (note: I did not say "boyfriend" or "imaginary friend" - those are excluded)?
[+1pt if you dont have one]
[-1pt if you have one]
Nada. Don't give a rat's ass.
0

111. Does your username on Southperry contain any non-alphanumeric characters?
[+1pt if it contains one]
[-1pt if only letters]
That would be hardcore, but that would also be very annoying to type.
-1

1000. Is your password on Southperry secure?
[+1pt if it contains a non-alphanumeric character]
[-1pt if it is only letters]
Um, I don't care enough.
-2

1001. Where do you sleep?
[+1pt if you are living in a basement]
[-1pt if you sleep in a bedroom]
Bedroom!
-3

1010. I can haz cheezburger?
[+1pt if you recognize that it is from 4chan]
[-1pt if you were peeking at the answers]
It's generally all over the internet. Researching the origin of bad grammar is a lost cause, and it's highly stupid. So I say it`s from 7he b0wels 0f t3h s3r13s 0|= 700|3z
-2

1011. What web browser do you use primarily?
[+1pt if you know that it is open source]
[-1pt if you use any version of Internet Explorer, Netscape, or AOL browser]
Internet Explorer crashes on any computer I use. What can I say?
-1

1100. What is your typing speed?
[+1pt if it is over 80wpm]
[-1pt if you don't know or it is less than 30wpm]
That's... fast o.O
-1

1101. Have you written a computer program in the last year?
[+1pt if you've written more than one]
[-1pt if you haven't written any]
projecteuler.net, yeyz xD Also, I program whenever I want a convenience program.
0

1110. How much sleep do you get?
[+1pt if you get less than 4 hours per night]
[-1pt if you get more than 8 hours per night]
I'm tired. Just plain tired 24/7.
0

1111. Do you understand what recursion is?
[+1pt if you know]
[-10000pt, GOTO line 0. if you don't]
lmao, no, I will not GOTO line 0 because answer = true.
1

10000. Grade your test.
[+1pt if you remembered to do it in binary]
[-1pt, GOTO line 10000. if you tried to do it in decimal form]
Binary? I was doing it in Hexadecimal. Which looks the same as decimal for 0-9. Trust me.
1

Passing score: 1 or above.

Yeyz I'm official geekz xD (apparently) (and no one said I couldn't that that for question 16)

@ ItachiPower, it actually went from 2 to 3. Not to mention it actually went from 10 to 11, THEN to 100, which is 4.

I don't get it.

I got 0.

/* GeekTest
*
* This is a test to see if you are a geek.
* It is extremely easy to take.
* Be sure to keep track of your score along the way.
* Good luck!
* (Note: I wasn't bored enough to format the test in a if/else format. I wasn't bored enough to make it pt++ or pt-- either.) */

0. Does the computer you use have at least 2GB of RAM?
[+1pt if it does]
[-1pt if you don't know]
4. +1

1. Do you Slashdot?
[+1pt if you are a member]
[-1pt if you've never heard of it until now]
What? 0

10. How skilled are you at programming?
[+1pt if you program in more than one language]
[-1pt if you don't know any]
More than one. +1

11. How many times do you shower or bathe per week?
[+1pt if you shower or batheless than once a week]
[-1pt if you shower or bathe daily]
... 0

100. Do you own a domain name?
[+1pt if you own more than one domain name]
[-1pt if you own no domain names]
Nope. -1

101. What operating system do you use?
[+1pt if you use any Linux operating system]
[-1pt if you use Mac OS]
Windows. -1

110. Do you have a girlfriend (note: I did not say "boyfriend" or "imaginary friend" - those are excluded)?
[+1pt if you dont have one]
[-1pt if you have one]
Not officially. -2

111. Does your username on Southperry contain any non-alphanumeric characters?
[+1pt if it contains one]
[-1pt if only letters]
I suppose space and apostrophe is. -1

1000. Is your password on Southperry secure?
[+1pt if it contains a non-alphanumeric character]
[-1pt if it is only letters]
Mashing the keyboard with ! and $ works pretty well. 0

1001. Where do you sleep?
[+1pt if you are living in a basement]
[-1pt if you sleep in a bedroom]
Bedroom. -1

1010. I can haz cheezburger?
[+1pt if you recognize that it is from 4chan]
[-1pt if you were peeking at the answers]
I thought it was from lolcatz. -2

1011. What web browser do you use primarily?
[+1pt if you know that it is open source]
[-1pt if you use any version of Internet Explorer, Netscape, or AOL browser]
FF. -1

1100. What is your typing speed?
[+1pt if it is over 80wpm]
[-1pt if you don't know or it is less than 30wpm]
No clue, never bothered me. -2

1101. Have you written a computer program in the last year?
[+1pt if you've written more than one]
[-1pt if you haven't written any]
66 or 67 very minor ones. (solving sudokus etc.) -1

1110. How much sleep do you get?
[+1pt if you get less than 4 hours per night]
[-1pt if you get more than 8 hours per night]
On average, around 7-8. -1

1111. Do you understand what recursion is?
[+1pt if you know]
[-10000pt, GOTO line 0. if you don't]
[SIZE="1"](defun factorial (n) (if (plusp n) (* (factorial (1- n)) n) 1)) [/SIZE]
0

10000. Grade your test.
[+1pt if you remembered to do it in binary]
[-1pt, GOTO line 10000. if you tried to do it in decimal form]
...what? -1


Passing score: 1 or above.

This test is wrong.

-12. stupid me knowing what recursion is (honestly, who doesnt?) otherwise i wouldve have -10013

Funny things I see in the thread.

Thats the point girlfriends only. Meaning girls cant getthat point unless theyre lez

You lose a point for having a girlfriend. That means girls can't lose. Duh.

It's cute, but somewhat arbitrary.

The whole thing is meant to be taken lightly. ^^

I use Firefox. What the hell. That should be +1. Firefox is the shizz.

Firefox is only +1 if you knew that it was open source. And you didn't, apparently... =/

110. Do you have a girlfriend (note: I did not say "boyfriend" or "imaginary friend" - those are excluded)?
[+1pt if you dont have one]
[-1pt if you have one]
Not officially. -2

If you don't have one, you get a point. Tricky answer choices. Question fix'd.

You lose a point for having a girlfriend. That means girls can't lose. Duh.

Unless they're lez.

Firefox is only +1 if you knew that it was open source. And you didn't, apparently... =/

I don't even know what open source is.

I epic phailed. Didn't see that coming. :f6: